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    Joke Pork Chops 🐷

    I've been out with some pigs, but I draw the line at Miss Piggy....
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    ‘Give me the keys’: The moment one grandmother’s courage stopped a break-in cold

    Traditionally ‘safe’ suburbs are seeing record spikes in break-ins, with Richmond, East Melbourne, Cremorne and Campbellfield among the hardest hit. About as safe as Alice Springs, Moree and Kununarra. Remember, Richmond is home to the infamous "safe injecting clinic". Both Richmond and...
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    Trump’s controversial health claim slammed by Aussie expert

    Who in the hell is God Almighty? A figment of the imagination of the gullible masses who are too scared to stand up for themselves.
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    Will your next licence renewal take even longer? New changes could mean big delays starting this week

    There's over 20 countries missing from the list of those affected by the change. India, China, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Lebanon, Sudan, South Sudan, Netherlands, Nepal, Malta, Philippines, Egypt, Somalia, Kenya, Syria, Pakistan, Malaysia, Sri Lanka, Germany, Spain, Iraq, Thailand, Bangladesh...
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    'Beyond anxious': The sunscreen you rely on could be leaving you exposed to cancer

    The toxicological data for organic UV filters in sunscreens is strange. There has been research done on mice which include oral (!), subcutaneous (injected) and intraperitoneal (abdominal) injections. Minimal research has been conducted on the effect of dermal application of sunscreen. What...
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    Stores are testing a new way to stop thieves—and it’s not what you’d expect

    A Gregorian chant played with the words "Thou shalt not steal!" sung backwards....
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    Joke Pork Chops 🐷

    42?
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    Woolworths shopper's petition battle: Fighting for plant-based options as shelves shrink

    These fruitcakes known as "vegan" or "vegetarian" do not realise that homo sapiens are OMNIVORES. Nothing is worse than sitting down to a bowl of rabbit food! Manufacturers of plant based "milks" add a shitload of sugar to make it palatable and calcium to make it a fake version of cow's milk.
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    Joke Pork Chops 🐷

    But wasn't Fozzie Bear a Muslim????
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    October 30

    Have a great day and keep the great articles going! ❤️ 🍾❤️
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    SDC Trivia Game #888 - 30/10/2025

    I got 8 out of 10 (80%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #888 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟥 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟥 - Hovered over 1908 and went 1920. Why? 👎 Question 10: 🟩
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    Joke That's as far as I got too

    If it's Persian, forget it! Too hairy....
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    ‘Take a knee’: THIS Michael Caton tip could save your life

    Sounds like a Medic Alert bracelet, watch or necklace which some disabled people used for emergencies. I'm not sure if they still make them. EDIT: They are still sold! https://www.medicalert.org.au/products/all-medical-ids
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    Sizzle up for less: Summer just got tastier with ALDI's latest BBQ range starting at $2.99!

    I might try cooking Brie on my Weber Baby Q. Should make a REAL mess....
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    Woolworths shopper's petition battle: Fighting for plant-based options as shelves shrink

    Staple foods? The definition is "a basic, essential food that is eaten regularly and in large quantities, forming the foundation of a person's diet". Ultra processed food such as vegan cheese and plant based "meats" and massively sweetened "milks" are not staple foods.
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    Stores are testing a new way to stop thieves—and it’s not what you’d expect

    If a supermarket pumps out Beethoven or Mozart over a public address system, I would immediately do a U turn and out of there! How about some Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails or Septultura? Now that would get the blood flowing!
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    What happens if you don’t vote? Here's a $241 costly reminder

    Once you are handed the ballot papers by a polling official, it is your business what happens to it. It is no longer an offence to fraudulently destroy or deface any nomination paper or ballot-paper. These quoted sources are the original and latest versions of the Commonwealth Electoral Act...
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    Australians with oral cancer forced to drain super or remortgage homes to pay for dental prosthetics because of funding gap

    In 2023, I had my remaining 19 teeth extracted FREE OF CHARGE at Monash Hospital, Clayton, Melbourne. Last year, I had a FULL set of dentures fitted for $496 at Western Australia Government's Dental Health Service at Mount Henry in Perth. Where does this alleged $50000 cost come from?
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    When space rocks meet road trips: South Aussie vet's Tesla survives cosmic collision

    Dr Andrew Melville-Smith could have avoided this incident if he was driving a fuel driven car. He would have been many kilometres further into his trip due to the fact that he wouldn't have waited a inordinate amount of time to charge his Tesla Fireball.
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