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  1. Wombat2u2004

    Zoo in Denmark faces backlash after asking public to bring in animals as food

    Good idea. Send over Albo, Pong, Burke, Bowen and Plibbers as entrees.
  2. Wombat2u2004

    Zoo in Denmark faces backlash after asking public to bring in animals as food

    I've had a wicked thought. What about all of those troublemaking teenagers in Melbourne lately fighting each other with machetes? I'm sure the Sumatran Tiger would like to get it's teeth into something more than a gerbil.
  3. Wombat2u2004

    End of era highlights retail struggle as long-time favourite prepares to shut doors

    Same here in Thailand in the city I live in. Every second shop is boarded up. I think this downturn is worldwide, kiddies.
  4. Wombat2u2004

    THIS shocking university breach may have exposed your private data without you even knowing

    It's not Barnaby is it? If it is, he'll probably go to the bank and hit teller over the head with an empty plonk bottle. :p :p :p 🍾
  5. Wombat2u2004

    Blue Heelers actor faces execution after years held in secret: 'The man never not called or wrote to me'

    I can imagine what the poor fellow is fed in that prison.
  6. Wombat2u2004

    The stage mourns a 'Phantom'—a star’s light dimmed too soon

    RIP Ben. Go enjoy your time up top, mate.
  7. Wombat2u2004

    You could be taking four times the melatonin you think—and not know it

    This may help. Doesn't hurt to try stuff like this. Herbal and Natural Sleep Aids • Chamomile tea: Known for its calming effects, chamomile contains flavonoids that may interact with sleep-related receptors in the brain. • Warm milk: Contains tryptophan, which helps produce serotonin—a...
  8. Wombat2u2004

    Blue Heelers actor faces execution after years held in secret: 'The man never not called or wrote to me'

    Because Australian cannabis is of better quality than Asian cannabis. Besides, I'm sure the law in Bali knows the names and addresses of the local drug suppliers and probably get a money kickback from them. Who would ever expect to buy cannabis from a local shop owned by an Aussie lady? I'm sure...
  9. Wombat2u2004

    One Pan Rosemary Chilli Sausages n Potatoes

    Yummy................
  10. Wombat2u2004

    Prince William and King Charles join forces—and it’s a warning everyone should hear

    Nobody is arguing about climate change. That has been happening ever since there was a climate to change. The real scam these dodo's are pushing onto us is so called MAN MADE CLIMATE CHANGE. Do what they will, nothing will change any differently than what is natural.
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    Don’t miss out! Here's how THIS $400M Energy Investment Fund will affect your electric bill

    If we don't want to use our coal, then we need nuclear. Simples. All of those clowns in Canberra are screwing our country.
  12. Wombat2u2004

    Joke In loving memory

    I used to like the flavoured crotchless edible panties. So which flavour do your hubbies like, girls?
  13. Wombat2u2004

    Greek Potato Salad

    Thanks SR.....that's a keeper.
  14. Wombat2u2004

    Weight loss success turned to surgery nightmare: baker's gallbladder warning for seniors considering Mounjaro

    I'm on Ozempic too, 1mg per week. Weight is coming off. Only side effect is nausea. I take the Ozempic AM Friday.......Nausea hits me circa AM the following Tuesday. Doc says the benefits of taking it outweigh the side effects. Last Tuesday my wife was driving me into the city, I felt sick all...
  15. Wombat2u2004

    Billionaire brothers who invented penny-pinching: How ALDI got its name and conquered Australia

    Karl: "I haf sum goot news for yu, und sum bad news for yu. The goot news ist we amputated zee leg." Theo: "Vot ist da bad news" Karl: "Vee amputated zee wrong leg."
  16. Wombat2u2004

    While America ditches self-checkouts, ALDI Australia does the opposite, they assure

    I'm not surprised that the USA is closing those self serve checkouts. A friend of mine who lives in St. Louis has a brother who opened a hardware store. It lasted only for a few weeks. The amount of theft carried out by black people sent him broke. Same thing happens in Coles and Woolworths in...
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