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Friendly Neighbour . Bob was mowing his yard when he saw his neighbor walking past with duck tape. Bob asked, "Whatcha doin' with that tape?" His neighbor replied, "I'm gonna catch some ducks," and continued onwards. Later, he returned with ducks wrapped in his tape! The next day, Bob sees his...

Weekend Away Two married couples went on a weekend vacation together. As the weekend passed, and they were having a good time, one of them said, "You know what I always wanted to try was that partner-swapping thing." As they all glanced at each other, they then decided to just go for it. A...

I don't interpret or explain comments on jokes or puns.

ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE FINE YOU BE THE SIX. AND I'LL BE THE NINE

WHY DO THEY CALL IT BEAUTY SLEEP, "WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LOOKING LIKE A '' BLOODY TROLL"?

Think about it?

Ho,Ho we have another angry ant?

Do Wombats Bark?

Urgency

Who cooks rice in a pisspot?

When my mothers home was sold, I rang Centrelink and Asked them the implications were and all they asked was a one-off payment and that was that no lowering of pension?

They certainly dim your lights?

Never used the service??

I disagree with you in as much as I believe their Funding through then public purse should be completely axed!!

Evidently the shop in Melbourne is too far away to be of a saving for me

And it's still shite your buying

The bastard cow should be sterilized And put away for life, in solitude?

There is no way I'd ever use the shite?

Countering the CCP;s war on the West?

I don't think I have seen one? not surprisingly as everyone reckons, I walk around Without looking or my head up my arse, dependong on who you ask? However back to your initial comment WTF!! 👍