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The invitation to Lulu comes as the Albanese government faces increasing pressure to address grocery prices. The Australian Prime Minister has committed to inflict severe penalties on any supermarkets caught price gouging, aND INSTEAD OF FIXING THESE PROBLEMS, HE INVITES And instead of fixing...

ARSE, MEET BIRCH STROKES?

Satiated

Only one TS of Vodka? bummer. 😊

Little bastards are everywhere?

I'd have got your husband to pay the shite out of him before he paid up, then you pisseed him off out your life?

More like counting grains sand on Bondi Beach?

Scratchings

You will own nothing and be happy?

Volunteered twice first it was bullets? second lifelong side effects which fortunately, although unfortunately effected me much later in life? after the first time I said never volunteer I'd take the politician way of volunteering. When everybody takes one step forward the probable original...

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people on this forum will find this funny.

If your are having trouble sleeping, lie closer to the edge of the bed... you'll soon drop off.....

Dropped Your Purse I saw a woman drop her purse in the street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!" She didn't hear me and proceeded to...

My wife said that I act like a detective too much and that she wants us to split up. I told her good idea, we can cover more ground that way.