Search results

On a horse with no name? 😁😁😁😁

The middle wife and Sale on special I’ve been teaching for about fifteen years, and as a parent of two, I’ve heard plenty of birth stories. But the one I’ll never forget came straight from my second-grade classroom. Show-and-tell is usually a parade of pet turtles, toy airplanes, and fish...

Guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

An old geezer and Etch-a-sketch An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, and if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer...

James Bond 007

Did you think you would never do well as a bouncer? LOL

What bees? and We have to go back Marty

Screen tapping donkey and The Pecker

He didn't bounce and Potato bag exercise for over 60's Exercise for People Over 60 : Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room on each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you...

Which is silent? and Becoming a vegetarian

Sprinkling sugar on it will want you eating more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Female Hurricanes and Where did the truck learn that?

I want one now 🤣🤣

You're old if.... and The Good Sermon Murphy’s Sunday Revelation Murphy surprised everyone when he showed up at Mass one Sunday. The priest nearly dropped his hymnal — Murphy had never set foot in church before! After the service, the priest caught up with him. “Murphy,” he said, “I’m so...

Liars and Peeing

Halloween Woke up this morning to six cops, a fire truck, and an ambulance pounding on my door at 6 AM because apparently my Halloween decoration looked too realistic from the street - black garbage bags stuffed and positioned on the old deck stairs I've been meaning to fix, looking exactly...

Do you remember or have you seen this?

The tiresome flight Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline. Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking. The Co-Pilot...

Life is like a shit sandwich and it is lunchtime everyday.