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"I thought opening a door for a lady Was good manners, but she just Screamed and flew out of the plane."- Luckyus
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Want to know how you make Any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.- Luckyus
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Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.- Luckyus
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"I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog."- Luckyus
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Why are friends a lot like snow? If you piss on them, they disappear.- Luckyus
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"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.- Luckyus
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"When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people Take knives with them on outings."- Luckyus
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"I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?"- Luckyus
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? "I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage."- Luckyus
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Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash Is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to Find out that you were adopted.- Luckyus
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"Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, And I lost my job as a bus driver."- Luckyus
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"I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page."- Luckyus
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"They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline."- Luckyus
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"The bloke who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family."- Luckyus
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"I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t Go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section."- Luckyus
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What's the process of applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."- Luckyus
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"It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between The words “antidote” and “anecdote,” One of my best friends would still be alive."- Luckyus
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"I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other."- Luckyus
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My girlfriend’s dog died, So I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”- Luckyus
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.- Luckyus
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