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Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is.”- Luckyus
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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”- Luckyus
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Stop elephant poaching. Everyone knows the best way to eat an elephant is grilled.- Luckyus
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.- Luckyus
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"My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story."- Luckyus
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"I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor."- Luckyus
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"I just got my doctor's test results And I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor."- Luckyus
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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.- Luckyus
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Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”- Luckyus
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What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.- Luckyus
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"If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it."- Luckyus
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My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “This is not working”. I don’t know what she’s talking about, The fridge is working fine.- Luckyus
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them- Luckyus
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What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.- Luckyus
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When ordering food at a new restaurant, My wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken “Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”- Luckyus
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"It turns out a major new study recently Found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey."- Luckyus
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"My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support."- Luckyus
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Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.- Luckyus
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Never break someone's heart, They only have one of those. Break their bones instead, They have 206 of them- Luckyus
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