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Joke CPR
"I bought my blind friend A cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read."- Luckyus
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Joke CPR
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, Small stain.- Luckyus
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Joke CPR
Always remember You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.- Luckyus
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Man: “Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?” Doctor: “To the morgue.” Man: “What? But I’m not dead yet!” Doctor: “And we’re not there yet.”- Luckyus
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Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells- Luckyus
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Priest: “Do you have any last requests?” Murderer sitting in the electric chair: “Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”- Luckyus
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Option 1: Let’s eat grandma. Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma. There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.- Luckyus
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.- Luckyus
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"I'll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?""- Luckyus
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Joke CPR
A man walks into an enchanted forest And tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."- Luckyus
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Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.- Luckyus
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Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.”- Luckyus
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"As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as A tour guide was not the right choice."- Luckyus
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"My girlfriend dumped me, So I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?"- Luckyus
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"I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."- Luckyus
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If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.- Luckyus
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CPR "I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” And we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person."- Luckyus
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Joke Joint Decision
Joint Decision "My husband and I have reached the difficult decision That we do not want children. If anybody does, Please just send me your contact details And we can drop them off tomorrow."- Luckyus
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The brilliant Steven Wright
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.- Luckyus
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