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If it was me with the allergy, I would have told the Bride beforehand that I would bring my own food, just to be sure. I would also have had a quiet word with the caterers on the day, explaining the situation and my allergies. Then if the Mother complained to the Bride she could have replied, 'I...

Funny, only those who get caught call it revenue raising. Don't break the rules, don't give your money to the Government.

I'm with the Groom on this. It would have been interesting if the Brother had said to the Groom, 'Can't you take a joke?' To which my reply would have been, 'When you make one, I will take it.'. My only comment to the Bride would be, 'This guy (Groom) is prepared to stick up for you, even...

If you would steal $50 worth of fuel, it means your honesty is not worth $50, no matter how honest you say you are. Don't steal, the Government hates competition.

If a driver needs the threat of speed cameras, red light cameras and Police patrols to obey the road rules, they are not a good driver. They are a bad driver on a leash!

I'm so unlucky in love. I went to Echo Point and yelled, 'I Love You'. The echo came back, 'I just want to be friends!'

We're open. We warned You!

I got a new Dishwasher for the Wife.

The QLD driver mentioned in this story, doing 92 in a 40k School zone, deserves all he got. I have no sympathy for him. However, I would ask a question about this incident. What was the speed limit either side of this School zone? Was this a normal suburban road ie: 60k? Because he was obviously...

The 'creep' has started. Which word will be next? Not all of us live in the gutter. Raise your standards. TV has survived for 60 years without this sort of language. Why change now?

It is a little sweeter than Vegemite.

Oh, for goodness sake. The amount of Vegemite you apply to your Toast is your personal choice. Your Toast, your Vegemite. Personally, I don't eat Vegemite. I prefer Promite and a hell of a lot of it on my toast or in my toasted Cheese and Promite sandwich. (Which I do in my George Forman Grill.)

You are not being unreasonable. You are sticking to your principals. If they cannot respect your boundaries then tell them to get stuffed. My Daughter, who lives with me, is Vegan. We respect each other's boundaries.

What a stupid idea. Most of the money 'returned to Australians to self mange' would be spent on living. Every one is screaming how tight money is. I don't mind the administrative costs, the bottom line is what percentage am I getting for my super balance. For the last ten years my super fund has...

I once tried walking like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor.

Yes. How much do you want to pay?

I have been in this situation myself and can offer this advice. Firstly, stop and stand still. The animal is as scared as you are. Slowly move towards the animal, spreading your arms wide and slowly move towards an exit nearest to you. Try and get other people to do the same. Never try to catch...

Perhaps the Grandfather should have found out which chicken he was allowed to throw at the Alligator. This is not a 'tongue in cheek' post. If you are at a wildlife sanctuary, don't touch any animals unless specifically allowed to. And never, ever feed them to other animals. It amazes me that...