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    Diplomatic bombshell: Australia cuts ties with Iran as travel warning reaches crisis level

    You forget one thing - a FUCKWIT! You must be a Hamas supporter and apologist to make the twisted comments above. Go HOME to your beloved Indian and Pakistani infested sewer called GREAT (sic) BRITAIN. And renounce your Australian passport before you slither out of the country.
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    Queensland is creating a public child sex offender register. Will it keep people safer?

    The case of Daniel Morcombe hides some very dark secrets and it doesn't involve Brett Peter Cowan, the person convicted of Morcombe's murder.
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    Hit series faces major change after unexpected exit leaves viewers speculating

    Wow! I find Clint to be down to earth and a natural news presenter. He will be missed and good luck! (y)
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    Seniors can no longer drive at night?! Authorities set the record straight

    Ban over 55s from getting a full motorcycle licence on the pretense that they have a full car licence. Driving a car for umpteen years means SFA when it comes to controlling a motorcycle. Go out an buy a Hardly-Driveable with very little motorcycle experience and become mince meat. The...
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    Here's how the cost-of-living crisis is sending crooks into your garden

    Just put a boundary of Gympie Gympie plants around your garden....
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    Unexpected arrest of Breaking Bad actor raises eyebrows over unusual dispute

    Controversy ensued after this popular TV actor’s arrest for a serious crime involving a… garden hose?! I am bitterly disappointed. I thought the "serious crime" would have at least involved reference to an enema....
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    WATCH: Shocking crocodile stunt lands American influencer in $27,000 trouble

    Mike Holston was definitely influenced by another wanker. Steve Irwin....
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    WATCH: Shocking crocodile stunt lands American influencer in $27,000 trouble

    One day, this wanker will become Tarz Anne when a creature lops off his miserable gonads. Maybe then, his wanking days will be over.
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    Sneaky new iPhone scam hijacks Apple's own email system to empty bank accounts

    Just proves once again that "Apple" is nothing more than a "Lemon"....
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    Australian writers shocked and ‘disgusted’ by closure of 85-year-old literary journal Meanjin

    I'm sorry but the name Meanjin is meaningless to me. Probably because the journal deals with fictional publications, which are also meaningless to me.
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    SDC Trivia Game #838 - 10/09/2025

    I got 9 out of 10 (90%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #838 Question 1: 🟩 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟥 - Eeny meeny miny NO! Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 Can't complain. I got in early today!
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    'Disgusting': Drivers call out man breaking rules while driving at 'freeway speeds'

    If a vehicle takes his legs off, I would hate to be in either car! Cars travelling in opposite directions less than 30 cm apart is a scary proposition!
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    This disturbing sight causes massive uproar among animal advocates: 'It's just disgusting'

    All countries that had bullfighting have all but banned it, with a complete ban in force from 2027. Show me any organism on earth that has not been organically produced. There is none because they are all carbon based lifeforms.
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    09.09.2025 - What’s On TV Tonight?

    The Cheap Seats all the way on a Tuesday night!
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    Is saying 'toilet' gross? This American expat says so

    "Just going to give birth to a *insert nationality*" That you don't like....
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    RFDS launches review after ill man denied access to outback medical clinic

    I'm waiting for a certain response....
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    Hey Hey star’s cancer discovered in the dentist’s chair—thanks to THIS hidden warning sign

    Apparently, according to Sky News Australia (ha! ha! ha!), Wilbur gave up smoking 20 years ago...
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