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    How a $22,000 fine is giving Australia’s rarest fish a fighting chance

    Does the Murray River still have water in it? Water consumption by irrigation for farming accounts for 4000 to 8000 gigalitres per years. That is from 1.6 million to 3.2 million Olympic sized swimming pools. Not a spit in the ocean....
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    Royal reunion: Prince Harry's joyful five words signal the end of a family feud

    A bovine proctologist....elbows deep in shit.
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    Royal reunion: Prince Harry's joyful five words signal the end of a family feud

    Five words?? "WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?" Who cares anyway.
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    Did you just train the AI that’s about to take your job? For one woman, it already has

    Customers need to adapt to the banks' changes??? Well FMD! Try looking after the CUSTOMER'S NEEDS and forget about lining the pockets of their senior executives and scummy shareholders.
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    Awkward moment at high-profile summit leaves onlookers wondering about deeper meaning

    "No mistakes were ever made by an LNP politician during their career...." Dream on! Here's another dose of LSD.
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    Awkward moment at high-profile summit leaves onlookers wondering about deeper meaning

    And there’s Albo, front and centre… in a bright pink floral number. Oops! Pink? I'll be f**ked! The shirt is over 90% BLUE! At least Albo kept his pants on, not like some queer former Australian PM, namely Malcolm Fraser.
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    Could your dog’s kisses be making you feel older than you are?

    That quote is attributed to the US comedian and actor W.C. Fields.
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    Paedophile priest John Sidney Denham dies in prison hospital

    PRIEST has too many Rs and Is in the title = PEST. The weasel should have been fed his own genitals at his last supper.
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    Did you know that there's a uniquely Aussie way to measure how far you'll travel?

    "Back in a tick....just popping into town". A short 28 km trip each way....
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    Styling your hair shouldn’t come with hidden health risks—scientists reveal what to watch for

    I used siloxane based polymers for over 20 years in the rubber and plastics industry. No evidence of uterine cancer....YET. :ROFLMAO:
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    Could your dog’s kisses be making you feel older than you are?

    And we also have Rex Hunt who kisses fish. We all know what fish do in the water....
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    Dark side of content creation: Shocking case reveals growing risk

    About 45 years ago, I personally witnessed a well known Cronulla figure give his three year old son a BONG! There wasn't any TikTok or Instagram back then.
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    Artistic or inappropriate? This pole dancing fair performance has everyone talking

    A nation of empty heads that treats an act of pole dancing with SHOCK! HORROR! But casts a blind eye to mass shootings.
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    Locals left reeling as popular dining spot shuts its doors without warning

    Another comment fuelled by "one brain cell syndrome".
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    Why this trending hack might be costing you more than you think

    Sheriffs do exist in all Australian States and Territories. They aren't your Wyatt Earp types at the OK Corral. Their responsibilities include serving summonses and enforcing writs, warrants and orders issued out of various courts. The security duties involve maintaining the security of court...
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    When healthcare fails our most vulnerable: The incident that exposes gaps in patient care

    Unfortunately, there is no video footage of this incident (shock! horror!). Without any firm evidence, one cannot judge either way. Just hearsay? However, I have witnessed instances where overzealous security apes have far exceeded their rights and responsibility in a retail setting. They...
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    Could your dog’s kisses be making you feel older than you are?

    Simone Sleep should refrain from oral sex with animals.
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