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    Joke Mr. Moneybags

    You mean there isn't any Muslim lawyers? 😲
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    Joke Mr. Moneybags

    HONK! HONK! YOU don't need a long neck to be a goose.
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    Dark side of content creation: Shocking case reveals growing risk

    Is SuSSan Ley any better? SS = Schutzstaffel. In other words, a NAZI! :devilish:
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    SDC Trivia Game #841 - 13/09/2025

    Me too! I'm wishing for a Warriors/Sharks grand final. The Canberra Faders and the Melbourne Scum can take a one way ticket into the sun.
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    SDC Trivia Game #841 - 13/09/2025

    Did water drip onto your keyboard? The most imaginative excuse ever!
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    SDC Trivia Game #841 - 13/09/2025

    I got 9 out of 10 (90%) answers correct on SDC Trivia Game #841 Question 1: 🟥 - 😲 Question 2: 🟩 Question 3: 🟩 - Pure guess. Question 4: 🟩 Question 5: 🟩 - Refer Q3. Question 6: 🟩 Question 7: 🟩 Question 8: 🟩 Question 9: 🟩 Question 10: 🟩 Question 1: Which crop is famously known as "The Staple...
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    Council pet limits spark state-wide debate as families face 'heartbreaking' choices

    You beat me to the punch, sweetheart! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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    Council pet limits spark state-wide debate as families face 'heartbreaking' choices

    So are Sudanese, Indians, Arabs and Vietnamese. Oh, look over there! A racist! That's me and for good reason.
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    Phone Box Of Yesteryear

    In the late 1960s, four of us were watching an old witch trying to make a call from one of those A-B button black phones. She fed numerous 5 cent pieces into it without success and ended up smashing the receiver. The oldest of our group, Colleen, got a paddle pop stick and stuck it down the...
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    Joke Mr. Moneybags

    The two pillowcases stuffed with cash would have paid for the 72 vestal virgins he was hoping for.
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    Here's the supermarket Aussies no longer trust—and the stores winning big

    Is Bunnings "price matching" fraud any good? No! "If you find a better price, we'll beat it by 10%". Not when they sell in-house brands such as Estilo, Zenith, Ozito and Marquee. No competition means no policy.
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    From Vietnam to victory: How Paradise Bakehouse became Australia's pie royalty

    I wonder if Huyen Nguyen and Lam Khong had anything to do with a Vietnamese bakery in Targo Street (?), Bundaberg, in about 2008? They made the best pizza pies in existence! I would eat two at one sitting. 🐷
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    Awkward moment at high-profile summit leaves onlookers wondering about deeper meaning

    K....ave....man. @Littleboy8 gave you that moniker yesterday in the "Locals left reeling as popular dining spot shuts its doors without warning" thread. Keep up to speed!
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    Avoid the Scams & Scams to Avoid

    Lo and behold! I just received an "email from JB Hi-Fi saying I have won a Bose QuietComfort Earbuds. The "email' is linked to a soccer organisation based in Tampa, Florida, which itself has links in the "email" to Dephna House Launchese in London which is a shonky personal data collection...
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    Avoid the Scams & Scams to Avoid

    I haven't been a member of the NRMA for over 40 years and I still get rubbish emails pretending to be them. Same from NAB, ANZ, Temu, Shein, PayPal, Amazon, Linkt, BCF, Bunnings, JB Hi-Fi, myGov etc. All but the last three, I have ABSOLUTELY had no dealings with whatsoever. The origin of these...
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    ‘Lock your doors tonight’: Is this chilling warning proof that no home is truly safe anymore?

    "Live by the sword....die by the sword...."
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    Council pet limits spark state-wide debate as families face 'heartbreaking' choices

    Are the councils going to place limitations on the number of pigs in their council chambers at any one time?
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    Awkward moment at high-profile summit leaves onlookers wondering about deeper meaning

    If Fraser was at the Admiral Benbow Inn, he would have been looking for a tug....
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