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My Son is a Chef and many years ago Supervised a Family owned small Pasta producing Company. Out of the Blue, the Qantas meal Contractor contacted the Company and requested they supply a “ Boutique and Classy” meal too test. My Son created a Crayfish with Cheese and Pepper Ravioli. The result...

Yep. Hunt him down and proceed Legally.

What is the difference between a Cavalry Charger and a Draught Horse? A cavalry Charger darts into the fray! and the other Farts into the Dray!

The ACCC 441 page report was delivered with a truck load of Cost. I would Really, Really, like them to spend some Money on a Report re the fluctuating daily change of the price of Petrol. Pumped Oil price does NOT fluctuate daily, transport costs do NOT fluctuate daily, Refinement costs do NOT...

My Mother used to make this. The Melons grew in a paddock near Canning Bridge, the Lemons came from our Garden and, I think, Mother used to put a bit of Ginger in the mix. Easy to make, cheap and delicious.

The Club Pro was tutoring a Lady Member on Putting. Now, as the Lady wore a Skirt with the Zipper at the back and the Pro had his Zipper at the front, both became entangled and locked. While they were both jumping around and wriggling, a large Dog ran out and threw a big bucket of water over them!!

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I trust that Investigation and Consideration has been given to the Emergency Evacuation procedures.

'Don ya Mate! I bet you DO have great fun with Cabbies.

Do what my Uncle used to do on the Farm. Put some Wheat in a saucepan, pour in Milk to more than cover and leave to soak overnight. Add Sugar and Boil in the Morning ( how long I am not sure). Place in a bowl and tuck in. I remember it as very tasty.

The definition of a Fact is: " A small animal that crawls along the Sea floor with a Shrimp net in one hand and a Glass jar in the other, catching farts from Crabs to use in Spirit Levels".....now that's a Fact1

What a Wank!!!

Why on earth would we pass on Criminals to the Armed Services for them to fix? Absolute Bloody nonsense.

Yes please. Also grilled Lambs Kidneys any way.... with Bacon, Onions, Mash...whatever!

Definitely, NOT inclusive. The People involved are One Third of Two Fifths of sweet FA!!

Why would anyone build in an area without "Scheme" water? It is an absolute necessity for Human Life. You cannot live without it. One MUST provide for catchment.

Australia has, probably, one of the best Health systems in the World. Who pays for a total Bulk Billing system?? Me and other Taxpayers.

In the 1950's my Mother, being a retired Triple Certificated Nurse, used to have many pre Natal Women call on Her to Chat and advise, due to there being NO Doctors in a new Suburb. I well recall her saying many times " Eat plenty of Raw Peanuts, Drink plenty of Full Cream Milk and ensure that...

Well, if I won Lotto I would buy a new Bum. This one has a Crack in it!!