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The question assumes he's a passenger: "If you were travelling on a bus ... " You wouldn't say the driver was "travelling," even though it's technically the case.

It was assumed, reasonably. The bus driver was being disingenuous.

As I ended my post ... bus drivers can also be passengers. Or does this bus driver only ever board a bus to drive it?

Which therefore destroys the punchline. Bus drivers can also be passengers. Or does he pretend he's driving the bus even when he's a passenger? When he plays Bus Driver does he also do the sound fx - vroom vroom, ding!, screeeeech ... ?

I believe in human decency. I would offer my seat to anyone in genuine need.

Fail. Would have been better if he'd said, "I'm  the bus driver." OTOH, I'm sure bus drivers travel in passenger seats when not on duty. So why wouldn't he give up his seat ... ?

i can honestly say ive never had a text massage, which is just as well because i'd never believe it!

Thanks for the Dad Joke warning 😁

Haven't been caught that way ... yet But I did receive a "bare bones" text, purportedly from my bank. It looked dodgy. I reported it. Here's the thing: IT WAS ACTUALLY LEGITIMATE! Still, you can't be too careful these days ...

You're kidding, right? WHO CARES!

Deadly brain-eating organism discovered? Rot! We've known about Trump for years!

As the figures indicate - much better than the Libs. The Liberal Party has been dining out on their self-created myth of being the "better money managers" for decades. The fact is, Liberal Govts are higher taxing and the ones who gave Australia a $trillion debt under the Abbott Turnbull Morrison...

Centrepay is useful for some things, such as paying a Centrelink advance, or other loans. Everything else, as you say, is handled via my bank app, coinciding with "pay" day. Easy-as.

Are you kidding? This story broke months ago!

Good news. I do find it disconcerting when my shop is ready n waiting, drumming its fingers, before I've retrieved my plastic or cash. But what's this about brilliant staff helping people? I've been told by other shoppers that Aldi are "not allowed to help customers," and I can confirm this...

Seriously? We've had central Kmart checkouts for several years in WA. Okay, it's confusing at first, but you acclimatise quickly. SPOILER The world does not end!

Did it not depend on the inventory of the cathode ray tube? As a middle school physics teacher observed, "inventions" depend on the work of prior discoveries and breakthroughs. It's unlikely "pure" invention ever exists.

Aye, but the answers are of unequal value or worth!