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He better lock up his fishing rods or it's likely they'll 'accidentally' get stuffed in the next garbage truck that visits his home.

Based upon my experience the last time I visited Pot Mac (sic), the problem was probably what was smoked not what was drunk. You don't get high performance when you are performing high.

Last time I tried to have a sausage sizzle someone stole all the sausages. I'm not naming names, but there's one clear suspect.

When punctuation really matters.

I need to go get a new pair of jeans, better ones. I just had to throw away my old ones, they were rubbish - wore out way too fast.😡 I only bought them recently- as I recall it was on the the day after the Federal Election - in 1996 - John Howard won.😎

Sounds like a classic case of stovepiped release development. Where the bug fixes developed for the current, in service, release are not shared with the future release developers... so bugs 🐛 🪲 🐞 just come back with every new version.

Fortunately my licence was issued on my birth-date, so I won't forget it's future expiry dates... at least not until I turn too senile to be fit to drive anymore🤪

Not sure Albo would like that. Having hundreds of pilots 'landing their planes on Albo' might give some of them ideas. 🛩😯👻

It depends upon how many times your family has let you down, how you get along with each other and how they have responded to your decision. If it's more than a few times, and you haven't had any serious arguments between you during recent prior events, then it appears to be a real problem...

The original three runways (11/29,16/34 & 04/22), built in the '30s and '40s, were gravel runways entirely on land. In the '50s two new tar sealed runways, (07/25 east/west & 16/34 north/south), replaced all three of them. These runways crossed each other. In the '60s runway 16/34 was...

Sorry can't help you. But, whatever you do, don't substitute leftover whine. That would leave a horrible taste in your mouth.

Sorry not correct. As an investigator for a government agency, I was taught that anything in a roadside bin remains the private property of the householder, until it is mixed in with the general rubbish in a garbage collection vehicle. If a police officer wants to take evidence from your...

Sorry, not real - just a decorative item 😅

Maybe Humphrey B Bear was their attacker/fashion designer.

I was Test Manager for a software company. One of the biggest sources of code defects was software engineers forgetting to disable the spell-checkers on their computer. Hoist by their own petard.