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  1. Mrtnst

    Joke Do you sing in the car? 🚗

    Those damned tanks really get around. First time I heard the story it was about Italian tanks in North Africa. Then it was Russian tanks in 1941, and more recently it was Arab tanks in the 6 Day war. Having worked overseeing French contractors on behalf of an Australian/American company, I...
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    Joke How beer was invented

    Maybe one day someone will develop a beer that doesn't taste like it's been strained through an unwashed football sock, that was worn every game and training session of the season. Don't get me wrong, I consumed far, far more than my fair share of beer in my youth. But, that doesn't mean I...
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    Joke Do you sing in the car? 🚗

    🤣🤣🤣 Not strictly true, most naval vessels can reverse, but usually slower than going forwards. If they couldn't they could have serious problems in areas where there is strong currents, sometimes they have to go into reverse just to stay where they are. BTW One of our navy submarines got...
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    SURVEY - GIVE UP YOUR SEAT

    As you accurately said,"they can be passengers". But they also can own motor vehicles, and drive them instead of having to spend their free time riding around in their workplace. If you worked in a restaurant would you only eat there?
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    Council issues warning over ‘brain-eating’ threat at popular swimming spot as temperature soar

    I thought they'd discovered evidence about the arrival of the Zombie Apocalypse... so disappointed. 🫣😱🥱😟
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    Joke Driving Test

    It's amazing how often 'today's woman' sounds like 'yesterday's man'.
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    Economist proposes controversial change to superannuation: ‘It’s a really ugly mark’

    There was such a scheme when my mother started working in Australia during the early '60s. I believe, that it was noted on your payslips and declared in your group certificate at tax time. However, somewhere along the way the government of the day decided to stop reporting it on these...
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    Joke Driving Test

    He better have got a pair for himself and been using them as intended when she found her 'gift'.
  9. Mrtnst

    SURVEY - GIVE UP YOUR SEAT

    Him replying that he 'is the bus driver' implies that she approached him on the bus, i.e. when he was sitting in the driver's seat. That makes no sense.
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    Residents Are in Uproar and You Won't Believe the Council's Shameless Response to Their 'Disgraceful' Road Decision!

    I wonder if the council will mow the median strip to keep it neat and tidy... probably not. No doubt they will schedule it for quarterly mowing, like my local council does with the walking paths around the suburbs. Which means the residents have no chance of keeping their gardens, or the...
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    Joke Ha Ha they had a sense of humour on the Ark

    Noah must have been an amazing prophet, the book of genesis was written somewhere between 2,900 to 3,100 years before the Dodo went extinct. And it was ancient history even then.🤣🤣🤣
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    Joke new dad

    That's the story that mum will repeat on every birthday of the rest of the babies life.
  13. Mrtnst

    Futuristic car is making waves at a beloved local store. Is the Tesla Cybertruck finally allowed in AU?

    Sounds like 'a better load of BS than a load of BS' Never going to be one in my garage: too big, too expensive and way too ugly.
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