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  1. Mrtnst

    'I didn't take my husband's last name... now my in-laws say no one will respect me'

    Your marriage, your choice. Even a husband doesn't have the right to demand that his wife take his name. Apparently yours is okay with it. Any guy who isn't should reconsider if he's mature enough to marry. No one else has any the right to comment on the matter, and certainly not to be...
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    Joke Dad Joke 🧍‍♂️

    I had a friend who wanted to become a microbiologists. He was 6ft 6in and built like a brick s***house. Unfortunately, he had to give up after 2 years of university study. He just couldn't find a microbiology lab where he fit in.
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    COST A LOT MORE...

    and altered His gender obviously.
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    Woolworths launches limited-edition cakes to reel in a new season!

    Looks, to me, like a sneaky way to get rid of the sign of the cross at Easter. A further attack on the traditions of this country. I'm an atheist myself, but I respect the right of ALL religions to celebrate their beliefs, in their traditional ways. Provided they do so peacefully and allow...
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    Unusual tool postal workers use to ensure their safety on their routes

    Oh damn, if the posties are protecting themselves, I will have to start buying dog food again. 😁
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    ‘Stay away’: Urgent police warning after mysterious object found on shore

    See my earlier post. It was confirmed by the Australian navy that it was one of ours that was lost during an exercise. They didn't say when, but if you see the close-up footage you will see that it was covered with barnacles. It would take quite a few months, at least, for those to grow on it.
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    ‘Stay away’: Urgent police warning after mysterious object found on shore

    Just a training torpedo, no warhead, and the fuel would have run out long ago.
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    'Traumatising': Couple shares chilling experience after their seatmate passed away mid-flight

    Emirates is a codeshare partner to Qantas, I flew over to Birmingham & back, between Christmas Eve and New Year on QF8407 (EK407) & QF8039 (EK0039), those flights are still operating now. Emirates is one of the three highlighted partners at the top of this Web page: Qantas Partner Airlines...
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    Supermarket employee's response sparks backlash from customers: 'This is egregious'

    The last time I shopped at Bunning I used their app to see if it would cut down the time finding what I wanted. The very first item I went to buy was not present at the location that the app identified. On asking a staff member he laughed at my use of the app and stated that it "hardly ever...
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    'Traumatising': Couple shares chilling experience after their seatmate passed away mid-flight

    Extremely odd, Qatar Airlines are partners with Virgin Airlines, Qantas is partners with Emirates Airlines in the Middle East. There must have been no alternative flight to satisfy the passengers requirements.
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    Joke A good deal

    Not as ridiculous as it looks. There's a tyre company that advertised buy 3 tyres and get one free, instead of saying 4 tyres @ '25% OFF'.
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    'The Block' Victor caught red-handed in a bogus auction scandal – protect your property from this deception!

    The crew and cast of the show should count themselves lucky that the house owner didn't call the police and have them charged with criminal trespass. I hope that the next victim does.
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    Joke Fervid Fan!

    Hey, this thread was started 3 days ago. Why haven't you posted the results of the game yet? 🏉🫏🎉
  14. Mrtnst

    VENOMOUS SNAKES

    There's a similar way of determining which public servants are worth paying. If the arse of their pants is shiny they're not worth it.
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    Joke The New Priest

    The mayor got divorced and the priest was disrobed. For breaking the seal of the confessional... nothing to do with the mayor's wife's knickers.
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    Secrets revealed: Newton predicted the apocalypse in this letter!

    OH NO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! Of course we are, all living things do.
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    Your bins could be rated next! New bin rules trigger mixed reactions

    It would help if there were consistent rules for what can be recycled across the country. Having lived and worked in multiple states and different council areas in several of those states I've had to relearn the rules multiple times. The federal government has introduced labelling laws for...
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