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Forced into joining a union to earn a living, no way would I vote Labour on principle. I've heard all the arguments on the merits of unionism but I totally disagree with having to join one to work. With the exception of a couple of pricks it still holds true that if you want fiscal...

We have that bastard cow kirner for pokies in Victoria, another useless Labour cow?

Although I'm long retired I still check with my accountant.

SEVERED

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T FART, WITHOUT SHITTING THEMSELVES

HIS NAME IS BOB. BOB HAS NO ARMS. "KNOCK,KNOCK" "WHO'S THERE" IT ISN'T BOB?

ACUITY

Perhaps you could some of your obvious greater income to help her better her chances in her chosen life, , instead of looking for selfritgcherous sympathy

iF THATS WHAT THEY THEN THEY JAM IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

R.I.P.... PETER

Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.

i'VE FOUND THAT IS GENERALLY THE CASE, I KNOW WHEN I GO FOR A MEAL THAT I'M GOING TO GET A SILVER SERVICE? I DON'T EXPECT IT AS I KNOW PERSONNELLE HAVE'NT BEEN TRAINED TO DO IT PLUS YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR? I ALWAYS BELIEVE IN THE SAYING DON'T PISS OFF THE PERSON THATS PUTTING FOOD ON YOUR PLATE?

Bit, different in my day

How come we never see the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Caused a bit of a stink at the time?

Why not to some would be appropriate? although in that context somewhat derogatory.

GOOD GRIEF, WORDS FAIL ME (except for these)

DEODERANT

I've seen were Possums have moved roof tiles, but I've never seen one with a spanner? let alone a nut driver.