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    Could standing up for his fiancée ruin a family? The real reason groom uninvites brother from wedding

    I'm with the Groom on this. It would have been interesting if the Brother had said to the Groom, 'Can't you take a joke?' To which my reply would have been, 'When you make one, I will take it.'. My only comment to the Bride would be, 'This guy (Groom) is prepared to stick up for you, even...
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    You won’t believe what Aussies are doing at petrol stations—this American was left speechless!

    If you would steal $50 worth of fuel, it means your honesty is not worth $50, no matter how honest you say you are. Don't steal, the Government hates competition.
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    Mystery camera appears on Aussie roadside and drivers say: ‘It won’t be good’

    If a driver needs the threat of speed cameras, red light cameras and Police patrols to obey the road rules, they are not a good driver. They are a bad driver on a leash!
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    Joke RIP Fried Egg 🍳

    I'm so unlucky in love. I went to Echo Point and yelled, 'I Love You'. The echo came back, 'I just want to be friends!'
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    Joke What does the 'closed' sign say?

    We're open. We warned You!
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    Joke Want to trade?

    I got a new Dishwasher for the Wife.
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    'Inexcusable': Police slam driver caught in shocking act on the road

    The QLD driver mentioned in this story, doing 92 in a 40k School zone, deserves all he got. I have no sympathy for him. However, I would ask a question about this incident. What was the speed limit either side of this School zone? Was this a normal suburban road ie: 60k? Because he was obviously...
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    Shocking TV Update: The 'C-word' is no longer taboo – Find out why it's airing uncensored!

    The 'creep' has started. Which word will be next? Not all of us live in the gutter. Raise your standards. TV has survived for 60 years without this sort of language. Why change now?
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    Expat's Vegemite Toast is Making Waves—Find Out Why It's Called 'Criminal'

    Oh, for goodness sake. The amount of Vegemite you apply to your Toast is your personal choice. Your Toast, your Vegemite. Personally, I don't eat Vegemite. I prefer Promite and a hell of a lot of it on my toast or in my toasted Cheese and Promite sandwich. (Which I do in my George Forman Grill.)
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    AIBU 16.12.2024

    You are not being unreasonable. You are sticking to your principals. If they cannot respect your boundaries then tell them to get stuffed. My Daughter, who lives with me, is Vegan. We respect each other's boundaries.
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    Economist proposes controversial change to superannuation: ‘It’s a really ugly mark’

    What a stupid idea. Most of the money 'returned to Australians to self mange' would be spent on living. Every one is screaming how tight money is. I don't mind the administrative costs, the bottom line is what percentage am I getting for my super balance. For the last ten years my super fund has...
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    SNOOZE LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

    I once tried walking like an Egyptian. Now I need a Cairo practor.
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    WHEN THE CLIENT ASKS...

    Yes. How much do you want to pay?
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    The Heartbreaking Reason Why This Visitor at Bunnings Will Make You Rethink Your Next Visit

    I have been in this situation myself and can offer this advice. Firstly, stop and stand still. The animal is as scared as you are. Slowly move towards the animal, spreading your arms wide and slowly move towards an exit nearest to you. Try and get other people to do the same. Never try to catch...
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    What did this Aussie granddad do to a chicken at a wildlife park? The answer will shock you!

    Perhaps the Grandfather should have found out which chicken he was allowed to throw at the Alligator. This is not a 'tongue in cheek' post. If you are at a wildlife sanctuary, don't touch any animals unless specifically allowed to. And never, ever feed them to other animals. It amazes me that...
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    Aussie Tourist Town Epidemic: Are You Guilty of This Illegal Parking Manoeuvre?

    Is this a Council 'Law' or a State Law? With State Laws you have very little chance of wining a court case against a fine/ticket. If it is a Council 'Law', you can beat it in court, despite the Council huffing and puffing their might. The Council attempts to bluster with made up environmental...
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    AIBU 15.11.2024

    If you ain't going, you ain't paying.
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