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Original Sin

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Uh oh! Awkward

Hero Jack who is retired, went to his church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the Priest opened the panel in the confessional box, Jack said - Father, during World War 2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy, so I hid her in...

Blonde? Literally

My husband got campylobacter after eating chicken wings sitting in a my husband got campylobacter from chicken wings in a Bain Marie from a local noodle shop and was hospitalised for 6 days just before Christmas. The doctor thought it was a virus but because he is 77 and diabetic, got...

Best mates

Memories Remember?

Hot weather! Perth is sweltering! Made me think!

Twinkle Toes! Dancer.

Mensa and the waitress

How to call someone a bastard politely A man was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said...

Parking

Excellent! My crackers have terrible jokes!

Boys What Little Boys Think. Two little Boys were at church for a wedding. One of the Lads said, "How many wives can you have?" The other lad said, "Didn't you listen to the priest? Sixteen. Four richer, four poorer, four sickness and four health.

After Christmas Dieters beware!

Different generations Oh oh!

Ha ha! I can relate to remote versus Internet streaming problems! Guess this will be the next stage!

Computers Before/after

God’s creation God and Michael God and Michael the archangel were good friends and seldom separated. One day God went missing and Michael searched for six days, without success. On the seventh day he found God, resting. "Where have you been", he inquired. God smiled and proudly pointed down...