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Our illustrious medicinal profession stuffed me royally putting on steroids and causing an twenty odd kilo weight gain that did and is stll wanders for my continued ill health FUB didn't check my medication? Also I don't give a toss whether your offended regarding what I considered a light dig ...

At least it wasn't your nose?

Sweating

Fair enough

Some of should be honoured with a blindfold?

I don't know or remember if I've posted this before, when making pizza mix a little bit Italian dressing in the tomato paste?

Wasn't Wrinkledforeskin that old? Oh no that was Rumpelstiltskin?

He was the arsehole premiere of Victoria?

Before I retired I had to a yearly medical And one year the doctor gave me a small jar and told that he wanted a sample of shite? When I gave the bag with it, as I was taking off the rubber glove (you could see he didn't have a clue} I said did he realise how many mirrors I had to set up so that...

And we we were stuck with the FUB Andrews, who should still be charged with manslaughter over the hotel business?

If enough people sign a petition, then it has to be discussed in Parliament

IT'S FUNNY WHEN PEOPLE DISCUSS LOVE MARRIAGE VS ARRANGED MARRIAGE. IT'S LIKE ASKING SOMEONE IF SUICIDE IS BETTER THAN BEING MURDERED.

As far as I know Stephen King has never published a book? although he's had over sixty published and the only reason I know it's Scrappy Doo is because it's been asked more times than I've had Scrappy Doos?. Oh by the way a clear run although a couple had me going?

Their great children finish the first hundred yards?

BAD POLITICIANS ARE ELECTED BY GOOD CITIZEBS, THAT DO NOT VOTE?

DEAR GIRLS, BEFORE YOU CALL A BLOKE UGLY. JUST REMEMBER HE DOESN'T WEAR MAKE-UP?

It reminds me of the council workers turning up without tools, being told by the foreman to just lean against each other while he went to fetch them?