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Just a thought S/r but I've had some luck with teak frame and Buffalo hide furniture very reasonably priced, I may still have the details? but after the big scare I tendered not to bother too much and would only work in Melbourne.

Licence Renewal When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, “I was standing in line so...

GIRLS NIGHT OUT Two women were walking home after a girls' night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing some bushes, they decide to go answer the call of nature. Of course they have no paper, so the first one uses her underwear and then throws it away, while the other woman luckily...

Married Couple and the Gorilla A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla...

Christmas Eve. It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, He noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the...

I rather be adding another Thirty years to that?

Is H.G. Wells book just War of the of the Worlds just around the corner?

The idiot thinks they going to vote Labour, when in fact your in a race to the bottom between the CCP and zealots, both of which are different zealots.

In the meantime our Illustrious leader is proceeding on his merry way whh his bunch of clown cabinet. Doing to the country what a randy married ( not hat that made difference speaking from experience) Italian Marine Steward did to his mother? We used to be hit with interfering with, or broachig...

Maybe, they can't burnt it?

My wife asked me if I thought we should have another baby. I said, "Slow down there love, the legs are still in the freezer. Let's finish this one first."

My thoughts perzactly.

Haven't heard that one since, Adam since before wore the Kilt?

Being on the age age pension, I have no choice but to go Vegan? can't afford meat?

Sounds like "Maggie May" should stay away?

Those that can DO, those that can't TEACH?

If they ever catch th dirty bastard, then they should rub their bloody nose in it, dirty filthy cow?

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