Search results

Galloping

I remember one time I left wallet at home, Went I spoke to the attendant and gave him my watch while drive all the home and back and when I paid him he told me he was hoping and praying that I wouldn't come back, cheeky bugger still had to put another near quarter litre back in all the running...

No longer able or allowed to give blood, spilled heaps on friday nights years ago?

The unions won't like that? being shown up when roadworks cease to be an oxymoron?

If your serious about weight loss then wire your bloody jaw shut?

I certainly don't need furniture, but I will need a painter and decorator. The lowest quote I got for replacing an 800 x 800 shower stall and tiles was a mind-bending $11.500 not Pesos?

Until such time we rid ourselves of frivolous politicians and their collectives politics we will forever be stuck in the quagmire of bullshit.

Sunday Silliness 1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. 2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn't complain. 3. I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her. 4. People used to laugh at me when I would say "I...

Out Walking I met a bloke walking his dog today. He said "do you want to stroke my cocker spaniel?" I said "sure". In hindsight, I should have chosen the spaniel.

Good for you. 👍😊

I DID SOME FINANCIAL PLANNING AND IT LOOKS LIKE UNDER THIS PRESENT GOVERNMENT I CAN RETIRE AT NINETY SEVEN (97) AND LIVE COMFORTABLY FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES

At first I thought it may have been a different set of trivia questions, but "Alas Poor Yorick I Knew Them Well"?

Greengrocer

I do remember it although the last time I heard it was Billy Connolly telling the joke, it was old then

One of favourite sayings used to be, Out of all the Arseholes in the World I had to sit next to you?

Perhaps you can supply the numbers of each to call?

If I buy anything on line, I verify the seller and pay with Pay Pal

Sorry but whenever anybody mentions the ABC my mind always goes back to the sixties and Tasmania?

Years ago I read about the sex lives of lesbians? then it struck that I was a lesbian but had the advantage of never getting the lesbians disease?