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    04.06.2025 - What's On TV Tonight?

    Weekend At Bernie's! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    Aussies face skyrocketing prices for essential staples

    That would make my stomach churn....
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    'That was a s*** joke': Aussie disability advocate slams comedian over ‘extremely insensitive’ behaviour

    Just watching him on the SBS show "8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown" makes me cringe. He is as funny as a case of genital herpes. The way he laughs at himself is nothing short of vomit inducing.
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    Joke Ever had a 'snackcident'?

    What's a chip butty? Is it having hot chips jammed between your arse cheeks? Painful....
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    Are you planning an overseas holiday soon? Avoid fines by knowing these new rules

    Has the Gestapo reared its ugly head after all these years? Talk about draconian measures. Neck to ankle swimsuits for both sexes? No scratching your ear in public? A ban on walking on a beach in bare feet? Really, how are these "fines" going to be enforced upon persons from another country...
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    If unsafe e-scooter rides by kids get under your skin, you’ll want to hear about this $1,161 fine

    A 25 year old Pommie female tourist git, who had a blood alcohol content of 0.158, collided with a Perth father and husband, causing critical injuries and eventually death on Saturday night. She has been charged with dangerous driving causing death. So who pays for compensation to the deceased...
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    Gas, electric or solar: Which one is really best for your hot water system?

    The article states the pros and cons of electric and gas hot water systems, but little about the pros and cons of solar heating. Biased much? Better look at the cons of solar heating with regards to environmental impacts that sourcing raw materials for their manufacture and eventual disposal...
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    Are mysterious pink smiley faces showing up in your washing machine? Here’s what they really mean

    I have seen ecstasy tablets stamped EXACTLY the same way except they were white.
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    ‘A sort of geo-planetary catastrophe’: Macron reacts to that viral video

    But....but....but....if it was Emmanuel Macron who slapped Brigitte's face, he would be charged with domestic violence and scorned by all the gorilla arm pitted carpet munching misandrists in the world. Brushed under the carpet, thanks to the lap licking lesbians on the planet. You wanted...
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    Telstra fined for disruption to emergency call service used by people with hearing, speech impairments

    Wow! A paltry $18,780 fine! That equates to 200 monthly premium subscriptions to Helstra's garbage service. A mere flea on a camel's back. It should have been $18 million.
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    You’ll Never Look at This Popular Lunch Box Snack the Same Way After This Aussie’s Shocking Discovery

    Who is pulling the wool over whose eyes? Harvest Snaps Baked Pea Crisps ingredients are as follows from the Coles website:- Green Peas (70%), Rice Bran Oil (Antioxidant (304)), Pea Fibre, Original Salted Seasoning (4.5%) (Sugar, Salt, Maltodextrin, Yeast Extract, Vegetable Oil, Flavour...
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    Clinic chain shuts down, leaving hundreds of staff members jobless: 'They weren't being paid'

    No worries! If you were talking of me, I would have started barking!! 😛
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    ASIC targets comparison sites over misleading insurance claims

    Choosi is intertwined with various insurance conglomerates, including the parent company, The Hollard Insurance Company Australia, Hannover Insurance and Champions of Change Insurance. A spider web of dishonesty and deceit and the CEO of The Hollard Insurance Company Australia, Paul Fahey, has...
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    Aussies face skyrocketing prices for essential staples

    The production of butter is something I may investigate.
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    Adelaide fashion entrepreneur dies after using magic mushrooms as alternative treatment

    My interest in toxicology and pharmacology is quite extensive. I considered a career as forensic scientist with NSW Health in 1990 when I got jaded with the polymer industry. Now I'm retired, I'm just a loud-mouthed know it all. 🤣 The trouble is, I know a lot.
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    Adelaide fashion entrepreneur dies after using magic mushrooms as alternative treatment

    "Alternative" preparations are nothing but a concoction of unregulated crap. They are nothing but a roulette wheel of life and death. Anybody who advocates their use deserves the same fate as Carol Foord. Harsh? Yes, it is meant to be. Factual? Even more so. Anyone who wants to argue the...
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    Are your Centrelink payments 'on hold'? Here's why you don't have to worry

    "Unsuspecting" equates to "plain stupid". MyGov will alert you to any electronic mail by SMS advising you to access your Inbox through your MyGov account or app. Don't people ever learn?
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    'That was a s*** joke': Aussie disability advocate slams comedian over ‘extremely insensitive’ behaviour

    Back in the late 1970s, our sporting club hired a well known comedian who was abusive towards women in the audience. Trouble was some of audience had a sharper wit than the Pommie flog and he subsequently pulled the pin and stormed off stage with his tail between his legs. His booking fee was...
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