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That's a fair-sized Rupert. Must have been an even bigger salad. Maybe she had her eyes closed while she was relishing the meal. But, one question -- who owns the gloved hands?

Have a look at the words in the link. Can you see anything like "gov.au"? Well, it's time you learned.

Remember the words of good ol' Baden-Powell: put out campfires when you're finished. That includes covering up all the embers. Like the meerkat, that revered Strayan animal, says: Simples!

As in racing, there can be only one winner. If, by some unlikely event, there happens to be a dead heat, it will be fixed so that a winneer will be declared -- and I'll give you one guess aas to who that would be.

Appears like your hopes came true ... your longed-for "glitch" happened, right up there with your expectarions. How would it be if you hoped a "glitch" would never occur -- would you be unhappy?

Thank the goddess she didn'tsay "Clip. With a t."

Are allowed to ask where the nearest ATM is?

WOW! Check the spelling mistakes in the Beware of Love Lies form! Come on, all you proofreaders out there ... see just how many you can find. Don't worry about the grammaticals. I'd be interested to know whether it's an "official" form put out by some department or whether it was generated...

All well and good,but how long does it take before your vote for your preferred candidates (in order) get discarded and your next preferences get a look in and so on until, in the final analysis, somebody you didn't vote for collars the required number? That's why the preference system was set...

And isn't it just too, too twee that his ads proclaim "THE TRUMPET OF PATRIOTS and the next prime minister", without actually giving us the slightest hint as to just who the next PM could possibly be? Nowhere is you-know-who named as the next PM, but we all know, don't we? Is it supposed to...

If you did, then you'd be sweet.

Exactly. Why should you be forced to vote "blind" for a party/person you don't care for? I know, I know, they hand out zillions of "HOW TO VOTE" papers on the way to the booth, but that's for the stoobidhead dumbshits who haven't been swayed by the pre-election rubbish on the cretiniser or in...

The mantra for ALL political parties: Think of a number, double or triple it, add six zeros and Robert's your relative.

Was that parking meters away from the sign? Bloody proofreaders ...

Enormous? Looks like about seven feet max (I don't believe in metrics) to me. How far did they travel from the Gulf before they hit "desert" and their rescue was complete? Never let the facts ...

And then they can make guest appearances at Steve Irwin's joint up the coast.

"Ward off a stalking crocodile" with a little lean-to of branches and leaves? Yaier, right ... Crocodiles also eat at night, too, and a leafy barrier would be a joke to a hungry croc looking for a nice human snack.

Charter members of the YouJack Society.

Each to his/her/its own ... if you get your jollies watching the toot water fizzing, then so be it. It would beat the "news" on the cretiniser any old day, and the sound would be soooooo soothing. Also, no comicals!

You call that garbage "entertainment", Beezzzy?