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The above disappeared before I finished; One dog said "I am to be put down for biting my owner! The second a Bullmastiff said "I savaged a poodle and I am being put down! They asked the Great Dane "what are you in for?" The Great Dane replied " when my misters came out of the shower and bent...

Male great dane dog in the vets with two other dogs, talking about why they are in there

HelenB55 where can I get some of that fornication from? Ha! Ha! Ox

That's not the way the coin got in the Fishes mouth?? The story of the coin in the fish's mouth is a miracle recounted in Matthew 17:24-27 of the Bible. Jesus instructs Peter to catch a fish and find a coin in its mouth to pay the temple tax for them both. This event demonstrates Jesus' power...

Smoke and Mirrors Albo! Watch your back mate!

I was put out to work at a young age. This is a picture of me at the time, with my business advertisement, at age 5.

I think they were trying to keep their head up? Not their Pecker!

She'd think it a fart anyway!

Ibru

Me and my wife have words. But I never get to use mine!!

Give ma woman, pure of Heart? Who when in bed, doesn't Fart! Who pulls a doona, over my head! Me with the smell, wishing me dead! This the action of a lady, who's Zyta! Who in the UK, I have just meet her! Back to Aus next week, I will arrive! The bloody smell, it gave me hives!

Pressure wash and vibrator all in one?

Dr Barbara O'Neill Natural Therapist on Castor Oil and it's many uses, even for Cataracts and eye health. Wishing all at SDC may God Bless you with Health! Wealth and Happiness! Amen!

Life of Brian then The Passion of Christ.

Food with thought!

Mr Google says; Many Happy Returns = It is short for "many happy returns of the day" and means that the person, who is speaking, is wishing that the person with the birthday will have many more of them, i.e. that their birthday will return many times more and that they will therefore live a long...

Hi Ivory, I don't get your comment??????

But still makes Ur eye's water!!

Just like a lemon, bad taste!

The Stilettos will lift U 2 a new height of nakedness no doubt?