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My Son was actually telling me about this yesterday. He checked his meter reading, and he was actually in credit.

I love corned beef, and my grandchildren love me to cook it for them. In the summer we have it with salad or on rolls and in winter I serve it with potatoes, cabbage, peas, carrots and a white onion sauce. YUMMMMM

A young Scottish couple A young Scottish Lad and Lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's...

New bike Little Johnny asked for a bike for his birthday. His Dad said, "We'd get you one son but our mortgage is $80.000 and your Mum just lost her job." Next day, little Johnny walked out with his suitcase all packed and his Dad asks, "Where are you going son?" Little Johnny replied, "I...

I've decided to get married Boy aged 4: Dad, I've decided to get married. Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: Yes....Grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too....and she's the best cook and story teller in the whole world!! Dad: That's nice, but we have a small problem there...

What does it matter if you have heard the jokes before. They are still funny and give other people a laugh.

That was a very smart Grandfather.

I kept this exact set of blocks which my boys had, and the Grandchildren had lots of fun playing with them. Then the hard part came, trying to fit them all into the box to pack them away.

My Husband and I were advised to take out a Funeral Bond, instead of doing a Pre-Paid-Funeral Plan. This way we were not tied down to a particular Company. If we were to move to another State or Suburb the Funeral Bond can be used anywhere. Also, the amount we put into our Bonds does get...

The New Sales Rep A man was interviewing for a sales representative position. One man would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. He kept winking. "Look here. I'd like to give you this job - you've got good references and experience. The trouble is this...