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  1. CliffE

    Customers could claim up to $5,000 over sneaky pricing tactics at Coles and Woolworths—are you eligible?

    Re-think that, they have been doing that since the twelfth of never. Captain Cook got ripped off, why do you think he went back to England.
  2. CliffE

    How to write good

    Or, what do you call baby trees? Infantrees
  3. CliffE

    Casual dining chains struggle with shifting tastes of customers

    Well my esteemed learned friend I was unsure whether the moderators would allow it, also there may be seniors here who may not like the word in theirs faces. Besides what difference does "DOES" or "DO" make? As for you my esteemed learned friend DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK!
  4. CliffE

    Casual dining chains struggle with shifting tastes of customers

    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Translated for those unfamiliar, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A %&@$
  5. CliffE

    Loaded Potato and Meatloaf Casserole

    @Babybird, this is a yummy recipe. Would it be possible for you, in future, to insert the Metric equivalents into the recipe. For example is an imperial (US) cup measure the same quantity as a metric cup? (Not your fault) why have Kosher salt and bacon together, that's not kosher! *** I have all...
  6. CliffE

    Shocking Advice Exposed! Influencer's Controversial Secret for Women Goes Viral – But is it Safe?

    Has anyone considered the fact that she may have the clap or crabs or even clapping crabs that she wants to get rid of?
  7. CliffE

    Clever thinking.

    Off topic.. 1964 Aussie swimmer Ian O’Brien set the world record for men’s 200m breaststroke at the Tokyo Olympics. I was in a breastroking team until we got caught and were all banned from visiting the girls boarding school down the road.
  8. CliffE

    Jimmy Barnes' chilling encounter with a ghost could change everything you thought about the afterlife!

    I reckon anyone seeing ghosts has either had way too much to drink or is suffering the DT"s
  9. CliffE

    Joke Dad Joke 🚽

    Came across this on F#*&book.
  10. CliffE

    Joke Dad Joke 🚽

    BTW, I've had that bottle of Jack Daniels since late 2019 and the seal has not been broken yet! Got to finish the other 3 yet, they are even older then I'll start on the Johnny Walker Green label.
  11. CliffE

    Joke Dad Joke 🚽

    Hi there, my name is Frog, Bog Frog but you can call me John. Miss MoneyPenny comes here often to spend a penny And M comes here too, his real name is Mmmmmmnnnnnnnnngggggggghhh Ah. Feel free to have a dink.
  12. CliffE

    Kathy Bates reveals weight loss secret amid Ozempic rumours: 'This was hard work for me'

    Any wonder no one else on the planet could get Ozempic, she bought the lot! and she can afford it!!
  13. CliffE

    Joke Friday Funnies: Live At The Met - Alcohol | Robin Williams

    Major volcanic eruptions can send huge amounts of ash and gas high into the atmosphere, where they block some of the sun’s rays and are carried around the globe by air currents. These aerosols can actually alter Earth's climate for several years. That's too easy man, just blame it on the humans.
  14. CliffE

    The museum masterpiece was trashed! See how a simple mistake by a lift mechanic led to an unthinkable blunder

    In the mid ‘60’s growing up in South Africa, my stepfather was an accomplished artist. He decided to semi retire to the south coast of Natal to a little place named Saint Michaels on Sea. There was an area of the beach where the local artists would congregate and paint. Once a week an eccentric...
  15. CliffE

    Westpac axes cardless cash withdrawals from their ATMs nationwide

    Why should all MAJOR BANKS get away with taking away ATM"S from people that rely on the ATM"S to take cash out. Yes you can take cash out at the cash register at the shops but if that stops how can people get their cash out. WHO ever thought of a cashless community well they thought wrong. They...
  16. CliffE

    Odd disappearance of elderly couple in Australian outback sparks urgent search and speculation

    After spending a few hours researching I concede defeat. I came across the following and the author is/was/were correct In that case, “the couple was traveling” is correct. When using “couple” as a singular noun, it takes the singular verb form “was.” So, the sentence should read: “The couple...
  17. CliffE

    Milk prices have plummeted to their lowest prices since 2011. What does it mean?

    Water, it doesn't have a creamy taste anymore. Long life milk is better but more expensive per litre.
  18. CliffE

    Odd disappearance of elderly couple in Australian outback sparks urgent search and speculation

    WAS & WERE signifies past tense. The couple (they). Both “was” and “were” can be used as the past tense of “to be,” but they are not interchangeable. Was is used for the first-person singular (e.g., “I was”) and third-person singular (e.g., “she was”). Were is used for the second-person singular...
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