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  1. CliffE

    Joke Paint What You See 🎨

    Today's Trivia: Hydrogen hydroxide is the common name for water. That's it folks, we have been lied to for five thousand years!! WATER is not the COMMON name for water. How about a drink? Scotch and hydrogen hydroxide. Think of the labeling: A bottle of sparkling Hydrogen hydroxide.
  2. CliffE

    GOOD LUCK

    Quote of the Day ‘Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not.’ — Pablo Picasso Referring to the above road map.
  3. CliffE

    Joke it's a honse

    Nay, it was something else.
  4. CliffE

    Joke it's a honse

    The CNC machine had a hiccup.
  5. CliffE

    Former detective takes on police over ‘improper’ speeding ticket, wins legal battle

    Red light cameras will take the first photo a couple of seconds after the light turns red, if the car is speeding the police can calculate what speed the car was doing by the distance it traveled in 2 seconds (or 3 ). The camera will automatically photos once the light turns red. Some...
  6. CliffE

    Joke My Defence!

    Labile Open to change or unstable. For example, ‘She had a labile temperament that shifted in a matter of minutes.’ Pronounced as LAY-BYLE. Commonly known as "BI-POLAR". Pronounced as BI-POLAR.
  7. CliffE

    Joke My Defence!

    I am often mistaken for an adult because of my age! I also suffer from this affliction!
  8. CliffE

    Mongolian beef easy

    A tablespoon of brown/raw sugar also enhances flavours.
  9. CliffE

    Discover an Aussie's Genius Trick for Dealing with Stinky FOGO Bins in the Heat!

    Once a month I pressure wash both bins inside and out.
  10. CliffE

    Get Fit Without Moving: Could This Miracle Pill Replace a 10km Run? Discover the Science!

    Not a fan of working out? This ‘miracle’ pill promises to get you fit without lifting a finger! How the hell is one supposed to get pill into ones mouth or the repository for a suppository!?
  11. CliffE

    Australian's Outrageous Letter Triggers a Firestorm of Debate – What She Missed Will Shock You!

    Methinks, Horatio, she doth smoketh the green leaves, perhaps we should taketh of the same greenery so that of a shit we may not giveth.
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    Discover the shocking and sinister reality of Australia's massive 678kg fishing nightmare – What's lurking in your river?

    Australia could be facing a new problem in its waterways after this sinister discovery! It's water I tell you, it's water!!!
  13. CliffE

    Flights to this famous holiday destination cancelled after dangerous volcanic activity

    And I bet it sounded like a 50cc Honda, the type the posties used in the eighties.
  14. CliffE

    Great Canal Journeys star and actor Timothy West passes away at 90

    Of Timothy West, He is survived by his sister, three children and several grandchildren. As of the announcement of his passing, his wife, Prunella Scales, for 61 years, DOES NOT RATE A MENTION THAT SHE HAS SURVIVED HIM! FFS!!
  15. CliffE

    DONT USE JETSTAR

    But if you ask member @Gradiv, this company is the ‘worst’ to deal with! Bugger, I thought it was going to be about Telstra.
  16. CliffE

    Flights to this famous holiday destination cancelled after dangerous volcanic activity

    This is not the first time this has happened, a few years ago and some years before that. For those who do not know, the ash turns to a glass like substance inside the jet engine and literally gums up the engine and turns the plane into a brick with paper wings. The glide ratio of an Airbus...
  17. CliffE

    Is your vehicle at risk? Authorities issue immediate recall for these popular utes and vans

    Between Honda, Volvo, Ram and LDV and a few days that's 30,000 vehicles and they worry about phone drivers and drink drivers.
  18. CliffE

    Shocking Olympic fallout: See why Raygun abruptly quit the breaking scene!

    Well she tried and just couldn't break it.
  19. CliffE

    Multiple Honda and Volvo cars recalled over driving defects—are you at risk?

    Heard they are going to make a Volvo for Siberia, it will be painted pink with a red rally stripe down the middle, it will be called an Iced Volvo.
  20. CliffE

    Are you overpaying? Aussies expose shocking truth behind world's second priciest passport!

    I doubt anyone will get a "PLASTIC" wallet, it will most likely be in a biodegradable paper sleeve AKA wallet. From D'FAT department, "Folks we have two models available for you, the economy edition and the deluxe edition. The economy edition priced at a meager $398 with a stylish biodegradable...
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