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I'd rather paint them, Au naturale.

Number 15; and you're the only one living in the house.

This should be in Ripley's Believe it or Not.

Big deal, my eldest son is 6'4"

Actually I'll skip watching Alfred Hitchcock Presents in the mornings and start watching The Twilight Zone instead, it's a comedy compared to the other crap on TV.

SHIT!!! then she goes back to channel 7, aaaaaarrrrrrgggggh(cough)hhh.

What and how much does it take to produce an decent soapie or actually funny comedy show? I reckon a lot less that it takes to produce unadulterated shows like Farmer wants a shag (wife) and now on NINE Bachelor needs one also. I always reckoned my brother-in-law is a no brain dick head, his...

Was this aircraft a Boing? and why the hell are they serving curries and burrrritos on a plane? it is obvious the toilets can't handle it, they should team up with Bref and/or Harpic as well as Glen20. Simples!

Maybe she is hoping to be THE Madonna, trying to suck the pope, sorry that should read, suck the pope, no, suck up to the pope.

Should point out to use UNSALTED Sao biscuits.

This link might bring a smile:

Thanks for that. Slightly off topic: I used to watch ZANEWS, which I found very funny, they always portrayed Mugabe associated with a chicken, also liked the banter between Desmond Tutu and Nelson Mandela.

Likewise, you never see or hear anything about Rolf Harris.

Make a very big cake, that way everyone can get a piece.

I'm not sure where in Africa this rumour came from, but the infected blacks were told to rape white women because that will cure them of AIDS & HIV!

Dear lord, don't tempt me: Dental diseases can affect everyone—even your furry friends. Get them proper oral care right away. OH I see, it's for ones pests pets teeth.:sneaky:

I once had my Charlies Chargrilled, stood too close to the BBQ!

Did this botox actually get or stay married in that waste of time show. She should take up blowing the Tuba, I don't think there is one with a mouth piece that would suit her. (I was going to write something crass about blowing in an elephants jacksie but I reckon that's a bit below the belt...

Quote of the Day: 'Sometimes, when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place.' Somebody should have explained that to the little guy running around shouting "THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING"!

They didn't have any yellow ribbons to tie around the old dead tree, so they painted it instead.