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But how do you survive death and then let us know what the pearly gates look like?

I beg your pardon? The intro pointer says "What happens after death? Survivors reveal ... " I think you'd better have another look at that head. Either that, or get some of your writers to look up the meaning of a couple of the words in your Funk and Wagnalls.

This has "everyone buzzing"? Please don't include me in your generalities ... I couldn't give a rat's about what happens on the cretiniser.

I guess you haven't seen the latest comical on the cretiniser extollimg natural gas and featuring a bit sheet of glass being rolled out? Is that some Chinese mill using Strayan gas? Fake or true?

Agree wholeheartedly. Who in his right mind would think otherwise? But, then, have a look at the porn sites which feature the alternative!

What's an a**s?

Another slow news day ...

Oh! I thought the headline on your page meant you were talking about Married at First Naughty ...

That's why God made owners' manuals ...

I wonder how many people know for sure how many miles it is from Gundagai? That's miles, of course. Let's see the answers ...

And her first words after the incident were, "I was, like, scared ... " I think I would have waited, after making sure that the doors were locked, for him to grab the door handle and start yelling for me to open it. Then, while he was still concentrating on his task and had a good grip, I would...

"Milestone"? That's taking things a bit far ...

Souds like she might have conceived in the middle of one and simply wanted the offspring to always remember the event and the reason.

That was the one word which rang bells in the newspaper I worked in years ago. The comps (know that word?) were under strict instructions to "adjust" the space between the L and the I in any movie ads or editorial matter which appeared in the rag.

Slow news day?

Only one answer to that ... huh!

Quite a few "should"s in there ... one dictionary definition for the word is "hope".

And just imagine the interesting stories that didn't make it to the SDC pages ...

How long before the first false one from the scammongrels hits the scene?

Maybe her tiny little brain couldn't work out what the next vowel in the language is?