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    Emergency on live TV? See why floor staff had to rush Sunrise hosts off-air

    That's an "ordeal"? A bit over the top with that description. But, then, so is a lot of the SDC terminology in their tabloid-type revelations ... Remember the world shaker when SDC ran the story on how to pour long-life milk out of the cardboard containers?
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    Coles responds to viral shelf discovery: 'Please don’t do it'—here’s why

    Claudia baby looks like her flabber was gasted when she discovered that the shelf could move. "Like, wow, man! Could this be happening to me? Who'd have thunk it?" She must have been coached, surely? Nobody could look that dumb unless she was looking for an Oscar.
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    'I want my money back': Aussie man shares distressing experience with this bank's customer service

    He recorded the phone conversation. Is that legal if you don't tell the other party that you are recording? And why did he specifically have to "invest" $50,000? Couldn't a smaller amount do the same job? Was he instructed to "invest" that amount only? Sounds a bit like he was directed to a...
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    'Did you know it was illegal?': Little known vehicle rule confuses Aussie woman

    $806 dollar fine? Now dat's good English ...
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    Authorities arrest content creator for scandalous actions towards her pets

    I certainly hope the dog wore a condom ... otherwise, the unintended consequence could have been a litter of sick puppies. I presume there was somebody standing by with a bucket of water to chuck over them?
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    Unexpected tactic raises concerns over personal information during election season

    But as a wise person once said, no matter who you vote for, a politician still gets elected.
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    Unexpected tactic raises concerns over personal information during election season

    Simples, like the meerkat says. Bring back first-past-the-post voting ASAP. Contact your member and ask him/her, or, as I prefer to use in these woke days, h/sh/it, what the stance is on this subject. No thoughts? Can't do it? Too hard? Well, mate, you've lost me, as has your party for my vote...
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    Will Aussie drivers face heftier fines soon? Here are some changes drivers need to know

    First, softly, softly, catchee monkey.. That's if you can find the tree where monkey lives.
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    Will Aussie drivers face heftier fines soon? Here are some changes drivers need to know

    Never, never! No such thing as plundering the public purse to raise money for their well-paid superannuation ...
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    Will Aussie drivers face heftier fines soon? Here are some changes drivers need to know

    If I do the right thing, it won't affect anybody. What about those druvers who just don't give a stuff? Does the amount of money in unpaid fines indicate that there could be a fair proportion of drivers who just don't care? And if, by some chance, they do get caught breaking the law for the...
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    Millions may be overpaying for insurance as $500 discovery is made by Aussie driver

    So, he put a false address in ... did he accept the new offer at that price with AAMI? How long do you reckon it would take AAMI to jump on him from a great height if he ever made a claim using that address?
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    Will Aussie drivers face heftier fines soon? Here are some changes drivers need to know

    A piddling $151 million in unpaid fines? A projected $912 million to be raised in the upcoming year? Why worry about the first lot when they can simply up the fines whenever they like? Just like the beer tax, every six months regardless ...
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    Swimmer survives harrowing encounter, urges others to stay prepared: 'It was impossible'

    And, of course, there are ongoing "cleaning up" of the miles and miles of fishing nets discarded by the illegal net liners off our coasts, aren't there?
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    Coles shakeup forces favourite retailers to disappear, changing shopping for drinks

    Totally bloody unnecessary and costly. Why can't people just wander into their "old name" liquor shops to get their grog as usual?
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    This popular treat is making everyone want to skip Easter—see if it will make YOU want to skip it too

    Don't worry about it, there'll still be the posers and social wanna-bes who'll buy it. All it needs is for some "influencer" to spruik it and sales will go up dramatically.
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    'I don't feel safe': Locals lament about this open secret riddling their neighbourhood

    Stuff 'em. After decades of telling people that drugs are deadly, how much longer will it be before the message gets through? Yes, the gene pool is definitely getting shallower, letting the bottom feeders prolifrerate as they never have before. And society is expected to look after them?
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    Is Kmart fixing a decade-old mistake? Insiders reveal what’s coming

    "Improving access" and "removing clutter" -- just a twee way of finally admitting they made a serious mistake by making it easier for the five-fingered discount shoppers to operate? And it might curb the practices used by the cheaters at the self-service checkouts?
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    Top TV host missing during major news week—here’s what we know

    The one thing I'll ALWAYS remember him for is one day, on one of his tours somewhere, he was interviewing an opal miner on his claim. "How far do you have to dig before you find an opal?" he blurted. "But don't worry about it, he's only a journalist", as they used to say in a newspaper I worked...
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    VUSH invites you to ride a wave of pleasure

    Look it up on the wonderful worldwide web and you can land one for $102, and that's 50% off! And it's rechargeable, too, so you don't have to worry about batteries. Cheap at half the price. "Children leaving home" has to be a great reason for having one handy, as well ...
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