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50 thousand, Million Dollars unpaid!!! How often do we hear "I have paid Taxes all my Life" by the believing "Entitled".

Bloke asked the Chemist. "Do you know how to make a Hormone? No was the reply. Bloke says " Don't pay Her" !!!

No River or Dams in Singapore and lots of People. How do they get on???

One Child, Beneficiary, puts a Hand up and requests his Beneficial Interest, like now! What happens??

Men say... Point Percy at the Porcelain.....Shake hands with my best friend or unemployed.....Splash the Boots.....Etc

Too much latitude too little control. It's just too hard isn't it?

Gawd!! are we now the Seniors Whingers Club!

My Son is a Chef and many years ago Supervised a Family owned small Pasta producing Company. Out of the Blue, the Qantas meal Contractor contacted the Company and requested they supply a “ Boutique and Classy” meal too test. My Son created a Crayfish with Cheese and Pepper Ravioli. The result...

Yep. Hunt him down and proceed Legally.

What is the difference between a Cavalry Charger and a Draught Horse? A cavalry Charger darts into the fray! and the other Farts into the Dray!

The ACCC 441 page report was delivered with a truck load of Cost. I would Really, Really, like them to spend some Money on a Report re the fluctuating daily change of the price of Petrol. Pumped Oil price does NOT fluctuate daily, transport costs do NOT fluctuate daily, Refinement costs do NOT...

My Mother used to make this. The Melons grew in a paddock near Canning Bridge, the Lemons came from our Garden and, I think, Mother used to put a bit of Ginger in the mix. Easy to make, cheap and delicious.

The Club Pro was tutoring a Lady Member on Putting. Now, as the Lady wore a Skirt with the Zipper at the back and the Pro had his Zipper at the front, both became entangled and locked. While they were both jumping around and wriggling, a large Dog ran out and threw a big bucket of water over them!!

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I trust that Investigation and Consideration has been given to the Emergency Evacuation procedures.

'Don ya Mate! I bet you DO have great fun with Cabbies.

Do what my Uncle used to do on the Farm. Put some Wheat in a saucepan, pour in Milk to more than cover and leave to soak overnight. Add Sugar and Boil in the Morning ( how long I am not sure). Place in a bowl and tuck in. I remember it as very tasty.

The definition of a Fact is: " A small animal that crawls along the Sea floor with a Shrimp net in one hand and a Glass jar in the other, catching farts from Crabs to use in Spirit Levels".....now that's a Fact1

What a Wank!!!