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Clear run, Nothing spectacular in the questions, all rather mundane.

Strike

Is there a Shaking Head Emoji?

Hanging is too good for them? It's a bloody good kick up the bloody arse they need!!.

Definitely not Theodore? too much can be made of that one. Teddy Shithead Ted Rooted Basted etc.....

I was going to say "stick your head between your legs and whistle up the old Valencia".

Lets see 65$ membership fee and 165 Km round trip to go shopping in a Warehouse?

The Best Man A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened... but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the...

Educator

10 X 10.... Pretty clear cut, as in Wilbur and Orville got it wright?

Pedagogical

All you need is shitbag politucians

The way they keep shortening spaces? it won't be long before all you can park will be a bloody bike?

I'm more interested in Vegies post?

A pox on the bastards?

Chemotherapy fixed dental problems? I lost the bloody lot!!!!!

When it suited her she's white? now she's a half chat wooden spoon. if it comes down to it I'm Bi-racial But I keep it to myself as I'm the dark featured one in my family, and my only wine was a Liebfraumilch Blue Nun Which I don't see, to be able to get since Chernobyl meltdown, maye just...

The Trucker and the Waitress A trucker came into a truck stop coffee shop and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This...

A Senior Customer A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn't had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says, "Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?" The old man said, "But I won't be able to..." "C'mon...