Excellent. Now I wish that the clubs would buy nice fat sausages as those pictured in this story and use buns not a piece of bread. But how many times in the past I had to miss out because I had no change. Thanks Bunnings.
By the way who exactly are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Better known as Prince William and Kate Middleton? Oh! yes you actually mean the Prince and Princess of Wales.
Sometimes we have to think a bit. Not like the riddles where people go straight to the spoiler column to get the answer. The joke is a play on Tom Jones songs hence the "" inverted comma's.