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Castrate him, then he can never masturbate again!

She could easily ask her daughter for the monry for the dentist instead of sponging off other people. All it says in the story is that she "handed over all her money and bank accounts to her then-18-year-old daughter" so she still has bank accounts in her name and with all the interest it would...

Same here and I have one of the dirtiest, wittiest, funniest minds around, according to my friends lol

Don't know if it makes a difference but the article says she cares for a family member, maybe she is on a carer's payment and not actually a pension?

I used to get phone calls about "my computer having viruses and you need to allow me access so I can fix it for you"........ME: (in a old ladies voice) sorry what did u say? computer u say? yes I'd love one, will u show me how to use it?......by the time I had finished they had hung up or I...

I 100% agree with u about Kieren Perkins. I was in a store that had him there having his picture taken with people and signing autographs. He didn't sign 1 autograph that I saw so I didn't bother even asking him. BUT he was sitting at a desk and never even stood up OR SMILED when the picture was...

The Matt mentioned in the article with the 10.5 inch one ISN'T my ex Matt they are talking about for sure :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Yep me too and I still hate crusts but I eat them in hopes........ lol

I remember when I was looking for somewhere to live in Devonport I was happy to find an :apartment/unit/whatever, It was half a house and opposite Kmart, Coles and Woolies and just down the road from my mum, and only $100 a week! Just 1 bedroom, which I wanted, thought I'd hit the jackpot...

Sometimes you both don't need to be sitting down........I was sitting on a bench about to ring for a taxi when I looked up and saw this young wman walking towards me crying. I thought she needed a smile so when she got closer I smiled at her and said hello. she stopped walking and looked a bit...

I went to the chemist yesterday to get my Ozempic and nope no stock sorry, after a ring around to every chemist in Devonport I still didn't get any and I need it for tonight. Luckily I have an appointment with my diabetes educator this afternoon so hopefully she may have a couple of samples she...

My Gran always taught me "if u can't say anything nice to someone then don't say anything, just smile" and to always "keep ur nose out of other people's business, your business is the only one your nose should be in" I try to adhere to these to this very day, which is one reason why I don't...

No thanks, I'll stick to my 4711 Body Spray

What to do with the crusts etc? Eat it yourself!!!! Give it to ur younger kids, give it to ur dogs if the filling is suitable, cut it into smaller chunks and throw it in a casserole....there's heaps of ideas if u use ur brains lol

my local Woolies has a limit of $200.00 that can be withdrawn :(

It's just hair fgs, it's not like he cut your fingers off!!!! I honestly can't imagine anyone sleeping through someone cutting their hair, especially a toddler who really wouldn't be able to hold large scissors properly let alone cut hair without cutting her!!!

Same here in Devonport.

One of the FB groups I am in said they closed down because they refused to go halal but I couldn't work out how that would work lol