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Hi Ivory I think you need to go to Specsavers? My pofile name is SirExton I took this from the village I come from in the UK. It is actually spelt Euxton in Lancashire England, but no one can pronounce it right, if they are not from the area! I took the u out as everyone say Hukston instead of a...

Hi Ivory is your cat called Ebony? Serves you right! Ha! Ha!

Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home? If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab...

My ex said "You can tie me to the bed and do anything you want!" I tied her wrists's and ancle's with reef knots to the four bed post's. I then went for a shower and shave, got dressed and went to the pub in peace, for a couple of hours! I don't think she liked it when I got home and said "Gee'z...

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Make sure U check with Centerlink if you recieve any benefits. As a pensioner I am only allowed to be overseas for up to six weeks then all benefits stop! I have heard Australia is the only Commonwealth Country to do so! This Labor Gov must GO!! Enjoy Ur retirement U 2! Happey New Year 2025...

Dreams are FREE! I am a 70 yearold new author of Mr. Stork Delivering Megan. People who have read the story think it could make an All family friendly Animated Movie? You may want to see, if you feel the same? If you want to check out https://www.arkhousepress.com/mr-stork-delivering-megan/...

That is why we say WA, means , wait awhile! So backward here in the West.

Luck Bastard! Did the Earth move for you? Happy New Year 2025

Senior Discount Club, you ar by far the social club best! I should know because, I have tried all of the other rest! The Aus morning news comes, in so prompt and so raw! Then in the afternoon the world, news comes in to thaw! Finance and scams, it brings me back down to the Earth! Been scammed...

Luck so and so's! We do not get daylight saving in WA! Yes another woke and backward Labor state government! What a waste of day;light hours here in the Sunset state! Happy New Year to one and all in the Brother and Sisterhood of SDC 2025. Oxox

Can he hold a Darwin Stubby??

Not clever just factual Nevertiki.

You obviousley do not know me defiant? As for Cat's they kill more native speciese in Australia, than any other!

Who were the other two fathers?

Still don't find it funny!

I don't get it? What is funny? Cansomeone explain please?

Also should Hire not be spelt Higher, as into raise/lift up? Not to Rent/Hire? But then again, my dislexya may be getting in the way?

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