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Sounds like my second wife. She got the house and I got a boat((small). I might add I completely restored a 100 year old house with little help from her. I'll leave it there.

Didn't have curtain rods in the house the Judge gave my ex. BUGGER.

Unfortunately, it is not a joke, it is fact. Nothing like a stinging backside to help you remember what you did was wrong. That is why the world is in so much trouble today, complete lack of discipline.

I have very few apps on my mobile as I don't really trust them, like these QR codes. They do not say who owns them or what they are for. I just use good old e-mail which shows where it came from and I get enough rubbish with that.

I have that problem, also. It would be nothing to do with me being 89.

Woolworths killed the products of Dick Smith and his peanut butter was so far in front of the rest it was not funny. I can no longer get Three Threes Mint Jelly there any longer to put on my lamb crumbed cutlets.

Did you know there is a fishing competition for carp in Australia?

Top dress the lawns.

I buy prawns from a fellow with a brilliant fitted out truck at from $42 -$45 a kilo in Gunnedah. Why would I go to Coles and Woolies. I get about 24 prawns to a kilo, and they are just delicious.

If a few drown by being stupid it can only improve the IQ of the local area.

Banks should also ask for your mobile number for anything over $1000 or an amount you set.

Let's reduce it to zero and that solves all the problems, except no one will shop there.

Up the find to $1000. It won't affect the real bushwalkers but it will sting the uncouth bastards and may help in keeping them away.

What a waste of time.

This happened in a servo where I had worked as a young bloke so I know it is true. Late night petrol delivery, boss too lazy to get off his backside so tells young assistant to check the tanker is empty, young assistant climbs up on tanker, goes to check the first compartment is empty realises...

Better on cane toads.

Ampol is asking for trouble by allowing petrol to be served without supervision. With the number of clowns stealing cars, driving off without paying, leaving a bowser operating and dropping the hose etc. I have no doubt there are inbuilt safety systems, but as we have seen on previous situations...

That person should never have had children. Here is the perfect example that some people should not be allowed to have more children after the first. They have shown they are not interested in caring for kids.

The good thing out of this is she quit vaping. Her scar will remind her she made a great decision.