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My grandfather taught me: "Everyone has 100% respect from me. It is only up to them whether they lose it or not."

I have requested one from my local member. Hopefully I can get one. My walls are bare but I would gladly frame and hang a portrait of the late Monarch in my loungeroom. All opposers can Fall Down and Get Up Themselves.

The Royals make the United Kingdom a fortune by their mere existence. Thousands of tourists everyday flock to Buckingham Palace for the changing of the guard. The tourists travel the length and breadth of the UK seeing the Castles, Palaces and Battlefields. Without the Royal Family in the UK...

I must have been on a scammers list a couple of months ago. I re-erected an old one: "Persion Cat and Carpet Company. We breed 'em, we weave 'em. Tommy Killer, Head Skinner speaking. How may I help you?" 99% of the time I didn't get past the first five words. 😁

Cash is King. Recycling goods through garage sales and the like require cash, otherwise goods go to the tip. I pay my old pensioner mate cash for doing my lawn, as I'm unable to do them. These days it covers the cost of the fuel so he can do his own lawn. I'm sure there are thousands of...

I recently received a latest $50 from an ATM that has ink missing on one side and blotches of black ink the other side. It has all the features of a real note. I presume the bank checks notes before re-issuing them? Any information on that would be handy?

That was a Vindaloo!!!

Spending time with my Step Grandfather. His family owned Kulkyne Station on the Murray River in Victoria which is where he grew up, spending much of his time with the local aboriginals. He taught me how to kill, cook and eat snake. He taught me how to fish. He taught me how to shoot and skin...

I totally agree. Go and don't bother coming back.

Harry and what's her name ... 0% Interest.

Hope for me yet!!! 🤡

Good to see he's gone. Not to worry, it happens from time to time. I just enjoy making light of such people.

Is Dr Amber related to Amber Heard? I think she's a Proctologist or something similar. I believe her smells are incredible but they do have side effects. Tell Dr Amber that if he wants to win the lottery, I will gladly tell him where to go and what to do when he gets there. I'm sure he is...

I agree. There is no one alive who is worth going to gaol for. 😁

I agree Thomas. Who would go to the bother of buying timber and making a coffin. Spend wisely, Go camping. A stack of timber and a litre of petrol. OR. Hire a woodchipper! 🤐

Committing suicide used to be illegal, but out of everyone who did it, no one was prosecuted. I don't know what the law is now, but if you stop someone from attempting suicide, you can be taken to court for taking away a person's rights or charged for satisfying the law for assault or...