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    BEST SEPTIC TRUCK EVER!!!

    Looks like Donald Trump's "Work Limo"...apologies to any offended stools!
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    Comedy genius behind The Bert Newton Show and Tonight Live With Steve Vizard passes away

    The first thought that came to mind -after the initial shock- was that MM-J is unequivocally The GOAT in the Australian comedic "Hall of Fame"! Simply, his genius of creating brilliant comedy will never be surpassed. 😥 RIP - Mike McColl-Jones OAM.
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    WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?

    Of course! We can only do, what we can do! I wish you all the best for a long and fulfilling time with your new family members. As a training measure, to help minimise the anxiety issue, try giving the two puppies some SEPARATE times with you. Start by only separating for a few minutes each...
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    WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?

    That's great, lucky you! I have been a dog obedience instructor for 34 years and I have seen numerous examples of same litter siblings that HAVE to be in close proximity to one another at all times. It is horrific to watch these animals so stressed because their litter born soul mate is "away"...
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    WOODEN BIKE

    "Wooden" it burn up the race track?
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    WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?

    Wishing you all the best with your new "furkids"! Just a consideration for you BEFORE this happens. When sibling puppies move into a new forever home together, they can become so strongly dependent on one another that "separation anxiety" may cause major stress issues through their life...
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    Valentine's 'Nostalgia Competition' - Share your memories of love and you could win $100

    I met the love of my life at high school when she was fourteen and I was sixteen. We found an instant attraction that has stood all the ups and downs of life. Parents of our beautiful daughter at nineteen and seventeen, we belied common opinion and were married shortly after. With meaningful...
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    Home made garlic and herb sticks

    Nyomm....nnommmmm.........bitt'a "crumpret....baby!!!!
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    What gift would make your birthday memorable?

    So thoughtful that you want to make your very special grandmother to have a GR8 HBD! Why not a High Tea at The Windsor - or at a local suitable venue - WITH A FRAMED PHOTO of you both to remember this special day!
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    Fresh Beetroot Salad

    Beetroot is not really seasonal in most parts of Oz..... here in Melbourne beetroot can be grown nearly all year round! I think that- for good reasons!- beetroot has gained a lot in popularity over recent times and the growers are slow in picking up on the extra demand! I, for one have plans in...
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    Fresh Beetroot Salad

    Yes, so true! My wife got the last two tins of Edgell beetroot on Wednesday! I tried to get some today at Aldie - They had some Aussie grown beetroot tins a few weeks ago..... but alas only had two slabs of just about untouched Chinese imported tins! Looks like tins of beetroot are the new...
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    Fresh Beetroot Salad

    Mmmm....why is tinned beetroot unhealthy? I have heard this opinion before, but I really haven't heard how a cooked/pickled vegetable nan be "unhealthy"!
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    Spiritual Meaning of Seeing an Owl

    Hi Tamaya. Apologies for not responding to your reply back on the 23 July to my 15 July post! Unfortunately I did not see it... my bad.... not very proficient at "social media"! However, this new post today from Tristin has renewed the original thread in a VERY IRONIC...even "creepy" way! Last...
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    Joke Painful

    "Born a bastard"..... maybe so.....but also an insomniac, I'm guessing! 3.27am... REALLY Veggiepatch?
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    Joke Painful

    Sorry Dennis.... that was a "stinker"! Usually get a good chuckle out of your puns. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!
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    Joke I need a bathroom bar installed

    Ah well...some things just DON'T change! You must be GR8 company...NOT!!!
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    Joke Doused Mouse!

    Big "M" = Big Misery-guts...... glass always half empty....sadly! :cautious: :unsure::cautious:
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    Joke SUV

    "And"......????
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    WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY...

    "Herb" is in the garden all day , apparently!
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