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Well Dennis your joke is funnier than today's joke which I do not get.

Excellent. Now I wish that the clubs would buy nice fat sausages as those pictured in this story and use buns not a piece of bread. But how many times in the past I had to miss out because I had no change. Thanks Bunnings.

eventually it seems, like the tortoise slow but sure.

Frankly I would prefer not to read this sort of salacious gossip on this Seniors website. Thanks but no thanks.

By the way who exactly are the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Better known as Prince William and Kate Middleton? Oh! yes you actually mean the Prince and Princess of Wales.

No doubt about it :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:that is a true Grandad Joke!!

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Try buying the odd ones at woolies. Misshaped and sized but equally good and half the price.

Oh dear oh dear..good one

Maybe we could get you to give us some of yours then Dennis.

I hope they were not members of the Voice Yes campaign showing us why we should vote yes.

Wow Vet543 you really told us how you feel.

Sometimes we have to think a bit. Not like the riddles where people go straight to the spoiler column to get the answer. The joke is a play on Tom Jones songs hence the "" inverted comma's.

I love a good Dad joke..

AH from the mouths of babes. So funny.

Another favourite scam lately is (and they got me in but I woke up to it in time to stop them accessing my account) is an email saying they are sorry but a payment of $1,000 went through in error and if you want it reversed immediately ring our finance department on a specific number to have...

WOW I am 80 yr old bloke who lives alone and would not be seen dead with a foul looking shower recess like that one let alone photograph it for all to see. I think more laziness than being too busy. Buy a new brush as well or you will all end up in hospital. When I was young I was taught...