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    Man ridiculed for banning his mother-in-law from his home because of what she said after walking in on him with someone else

    Your house, your life, your rules! If she doesn’t like it, she can keep away!
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    Joke Jesus's lunch

    Just because it wasn’t mentioned in the bible, doesn’t mean that he didn’t have any children!!??
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 02.05.2022

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    Australians take to social media to voice their concerns over skyrocketing price of groceries — “It has gone absolutely bonkers”

    Well said!! I always say, count your blessings!
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    Joke Broken Leg.

    Be kind!! He is already stupid enough.
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    Federal government announced $250 one-off cash payment for pensioners, advocacy groups slam the government for “insufficient” financial aid

    Count your blessings people!! There are others in this world doing it much tougher than you.
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 18.03.2022

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    Joke Irish mail order catalogue

    This is priceless Scotty🤣🤣
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    Riddle

    Riddle I am light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for 5 minutes. What am I? Breath.
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    JOKE

    She’s not running away from him but running away with Harley! Serves him right!!
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    Joke Valentines joke - Misunderstood

    Love it!! That was worth the wait!
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 14.02.2022

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    Joke Joke

    Joke A man has 6 children and is very proud of his achievements, that he started calling his wife “Mother of 6” in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He decided that he was ready to leave and shouted at the top of his voice “Shall we go home Mother of 6? His wife...
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    Joke

    Joke Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting a headstone that reads - Here lies my wife, cold as ever!” Yeah? She replies, “When you die, I’m getting a headstone that reads - Here lies my husband, stiff at last!”
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    Riddle

    Riddle Here’s a riddle for you. I go up and I go down, towards the sky and the ground. I’m present and past tense too. Let’s go for a ride, me and you. What am I? Answer:
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 12.01.2022

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    Joke A joke sent in my member Walter H.

    60 years and prayers not answered! We live in hope!
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 05.01.2022

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    Jokes

    Jokes Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine? Husband: You weren’t really skinny to begin with. Time of death: 9am Cause: COVID
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    Brain Teaser Predict the next number.

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