Australia Post is legally obliged to handle cash. Their staff can do most of the cash tasks that some banks are refusing. There's no need to drive huge distances in search of bank services; check with your local PO first. (But don't moan if there's a queue - a lot of those customers are only...
There are three mentions of eggs being "made" in this article. I laughed out loud the first time, but by the end I was wondering who wrote it. Maybe the proof-reader was on holiday 🤔
I agree, it's melodrama at its silliest. Other favourites include "frenzy", and allegations of people "losing their minds". At least we don't have to hear the implied shrieks and screams, as displayed in TV advertising.
So you haven't been to South Australia? I've had a few proper 20fl.oz. imperial pints there. Different states/territories have different measures for beer.
Poor bugger's done his best to match the ring to her revolting princess nails. She films herself having a toddler tanty and puts it on social meeja. Who's the adult here?