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Need a lot of chickens to make up a dish of chicken tongues

Afteer going back to retrieve misplaced items I inform everyone that the next thing I lose is my mind.

After going back to retrieve misplaced items I inform everyone that the next thing I lose is my mind.

Have you checked your washing machne / dryer there might be a loose or spare foot caught and it grabs a sock during the spin cycle. I have certainly heard a lot of spin today.

I had two occasions when I have gone out to check on something, the first when I was in my 30's my dughters said there was someone on our back porch I went out to sea, he ran down the street. I ran after him and caught him in a yard a couple of hundred yards down the street. Having cornered...

I know I forget and then have to go and find my teeth to finish the nut I started, its driving me nuts. The bits then get caught under the teeth and they have to come out as they then become too uncomfortable. I've stopped getting old - I've got old.

I was always led to believe, perhaps erroneously, that Rugby Union was the game played in heaven. Doubt if any of the current Wallaby team would be able to make the squad.

Whats an X I have been happily married 63 years

Is she really a witch hitting everyone with her broomstick and then flies away

Are you just horsing around or nagging us with your ideas about means of transport. Personally I prefer brumbies

He just wanted to tee off.

He may be due for a large inheritance, and until then he will have lots and lots of money spent on him for at least 20 years plus freeboard and accommodation.

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I have savings a/c with AMP get 4.6% from May 1 on basis of $1000 deposit each month and as many withdrawls as you like. Can have up to $250,000 in a/c. Works simply for me. Without the $1000 you earn .6% I have a separate transation a/c with a susidiary of the Commonwealth which pays 0.1% on...