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    Easter Updates!

    Happy Easter ! As a scientist I have a serious bone to pick with whoever records and reports the temperature. To report the temperature to 2 decimal places shows a total ignorance of numbers. The second decimal point is totally meaningless and makes you look stupid
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    Why Has My Home Been Overrun By Pantry Moths And How Do I Get Rid Of Them? An Expert Explains

    I am trialling the ultraviolet cones. They certainly work in the bedroom as demonstrated by the absence of moths and mossies and the presence of their skeletons within the gadget
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    Incredible cleaning hack saves pricey marble table from permanent stains

    Firstly to clear up the misconception that marble is porous. This statement is one of the most quoted when it comes to marble. It has been plagiarized a thousand times and people just quote it without any thought. Marble is not just marble. There are hundreds of varieties and there are also...
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    Joke Peeing On The Flowers

    Shades of Thailand and the infamous walls along some streets
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    New Scam on the Rise: Australians Warned to Stay Vigilant Against ‘myGov Refund' Scheme

    Yes, I received one for the same amount as the $700 one and took it as being real. I took no action. The irony of this is that last year I received a similar letter from the ATO for a refund of $1100. And it was real ! I DID get that refund , purportedly from some super fund
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    SING THEY CAN

    So many cans might result in a cannibal symphony
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    You won't believe the reaction one woman got when she refused to provide her guest with toilet paper

    There is no one correct answer. The grossest answer would be to smear your faeces on the walls and see what she says. I remember when a do-gooder Aussie volunteered to go to Calcutta to help clean the public toilets where the excrement had built up on the walls to a depth of 10cm. Back to...
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    Joke One Last Wish

    exactly not precisely
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    Joke The Exotic Breakfast

    you ARE slow or should I be more obvious? You arse slow
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    Joke The Exotic Breakfast

    on a recent trip to China I was forced to make a selection at a restaurant without my usual assistants. From the photos on their menu I decided on some chicken "niblets". What I got was something a bit different and not very palatable. It was the little lump that chickens have under their...
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    Joke Ugly Baby!

    woof woof
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    Joke THE END IS NEAR

    me neither but I might have a better chance if I lost 3-4kg
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    This plane seating 'hack' has the internet split - here's how it works!

    Reducing the seats would make it a lot more uncomfortable for most travellers. That's why the seats are bigger in business class. Reducing the seats would not result in an increase in tickets. And it would not be acceptable - no exceptions. Choose your words carefully
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    This plane seating 'hack' has the internet split - here's how it works!

    All airlines should do what AirAsia do - sell empty seats. I usually buy at least one empty adjacent seat but if I want to have a sleep I will buy both. You should see how aggro other passengers get when they see empty seats and can't use them. The biggest worry is when you have to go to the...
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    LEARN FROM MISTAKES

    an element of inevitability
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    See the world with an Australian passport: Where can it take YOU?

    Was it too difficult to just make a few columns??
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    This budget buy from ALDI ‘magically’ cleans any surface!

    It still requires a certain amount of elbow grease. Not great if you have tears in both rotator cuffs. Looking for a young maid
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