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She's a Indigenous community leader? I'm surprised this government isn't shouting for her freedom? an Indigenous community leader I don'tt what that's got do to do with smuggling?

Do away with physical licences should theoretically make them cheaper? But you bet your bottom dollar that the cost involved will not lessen but practically double in another Labour idea desisgned to phuck Joe Public?

THE NEW VICTORIAN STATE ANTHEM? Lyrics [Chorus 'Poverty poverty knock, ' my loom is a saying all day Poverty poverty knock, gaffer's too skinny to pay Poverty poverty knock, keeping one eye on the clock I know I can guttle when I hear my shuttle go, 'poverty poverty knock' Up every morning at...

And Mankind was supposed to have started in Africa?

Index of the Australian Labour Party Handbook.

The Church of England was essentialy started because a King wanted to get his leg over?

Corny Puns: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. Why do bees stay in their hives during the winter? Swarm. If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price. Just so everyone’s...

HO-HUM he says pointedly polishing his fingernails on his lapel, plus answering the same bloody questions over and over?

Amphetamine

One thhing I've noticed, whether it's the butchers or supermatkets. With the mince your getting I tend to coo it off then let it cool O/night to scrape off the excess fat, some of the kince I've bought has a solid slice of fat the next morning?

It's called the Ponderous Bollocks of the Bureaucracy.

Some people enjoy having people shit on them? I'm not one of them, plus the way they've trashed and shit on their families (NOT BLOODY HARSH ENOUGH.)

Sometimes you need to be like a constipated mathematician, work it out with a pencil and paper.

Don't go skiing to the North Pole, and make complaints?

Breathing

Penny Dreadful maybe, but phone definitely not unless I wanted to ring Albo? a definite cur for constipation.

Breakaway