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I wonder if all the like people minded her selling these statements and agreing with them have actually opened themselves up to any future charges under the various race relations act acts, I know I was a victim of it back in the sixties, while were at sea.

Readiding comment on here, it would appear that the moast dangerous affliction will be the ongoing TDS.

another idiot

What a bloody idiotic thing to come out with, from the the time he said he was going to run back in 2015 he's copped nothing but vitriol from not only the opposing party but also his own party because he wasn't a politician. It would seem that he did quite a bit of good in his time in office If...

As we used to say, a big wee man?

AWW?

Panicking

I always called my ducks, LUNCH or DINNER

Saw has broken so no main ingredients available?

Sounds like the bastard needs more than, one on the "CHIN"

Haven't you seen a photo, of our glorious leader?

"Mine says, get off you fat bastard"

Pulled Over An elderly man gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in a 30mph zone. The guy winds his window down as the cop approaches him and says, “I’m really sorry officer I know I was speeding but there is a good reason”. The officer retorts “I’ve heard all the good reasons...

Educator

10 x 10 clear run, although I think the answer in question one is missing a consonant?

Got to be in Canberra, there's a lot of political arseholes there.

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Wisdom An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, “Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth.” Reflecting, the man says...

The Lottery A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife's respond was: “I would take half and leave you!” The husband said: “Well, your in luck I won the lottery! So, here's $6 and bugger off!”

I f you can take a day for a horse race nadone for a football game, although admiitedly for one state capital I think. then I rekon you you can recognise a different culture albeit not with paid holiday but acknowledgemen, I think it won't be long before this government has one to mark the...