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Holes in Jeans a stupid fad. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Did you hear the one about the man who went into a cloning shop? When he came out, he was beside himself.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

And I bet they paid a hefty price for them, must be hard to sew the holes in them

He should have joined the crowd. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's the definition of intense? Thats where campers sleep.

My chemist delivers my 4 week Webster pack for nothing.

A cheeky action. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Can February March? No but April May

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Vitamin. Vitamin who? Vitamin in for a party.

A good one. Dennis R's Morning Pun Something a little different today, going through some of my files I came across this relating to a telecom team. Once upon a time there were 4 people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and...

An honest reply.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Did you hear about the ghost who ate all the Christmas decorations? He got tinselitis.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you do with a green monster? Put him in a paper bag until he ripens.

I think I have about 60 parcels waiting to be collected from Australia Post, this one has been around for ages.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Where do you find baby soldiers? In the infantry.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's the easiest way to find a pin in your carpet? Walk around in your bare feet.

I hope she does not hang the child on a hook on the wall. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a group of boring, spotted dogs? 101 Dull- matians.

If anyone asks to be my friend I cut them off, you never know our many friends they are bringing with them.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock -Knock. Who's there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come out to play.?

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What kind of music does your father like to sing? Pop music.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Whose there? Shamp, Shamp who, why do I have lice