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    Aesop's Fables Are They Forgotten

    I am often fascinated that so many people were brought up this way. It must have felt really special being read too etc. I have no memory at all of this in my own life, so nothing is missed. It is just always curious when reading of warm loving family interactions. I won't expand upon my own...
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    CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL

    The Biggest tomatoes that I have ever seen where on Costas (SBS?) gardening program. In the backyard of a house, in rows, they were bushes full and every one of them, the size of large grapefruit. Costa was fascinated had a bite as requested and asked the secret of "how do they grow" them to...
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    I'M HUNGRY

    Good point! So the modern placentas (play centers) do have tech inserted inside now for babies... I knew it wouldn't be long .. LOL
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    Rat a tat tat .... any answers to rats?

    Not all cats are ratters, and they'll get birds and everything else, before they'll take on a rat. Rats fight back. Not all cats are up for it. Rats are MUCH BIGGER than mice, and not all cats hunt mice either. Piano wire snares way up high, however, does scare them off I have discovered. this...
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    Rat a tat tat .... any answers to rats?

    No actually, if your able to get a carpet python, chuck it in there and you'll never have another rat. Stinking out the house with rotting ones from rat-bait does work, if living with the smell for a few days when they pop open appeals. I live on a rural property and it was driving me crazy...
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    I'M HUNGRY

    Oh that's just adorable... But seriously you call that a play center? Where's the toys? Aside from being bounced around, I can't remember anything else there was to do except push back or kick when something prodded the walls....
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    Old wood stove

    Does anyone else on this site get thrown out when attempting to edit a post of theirs and into an advertisement? if my posts lack in the correct diction etc it's because the edit button cannot be pressed until later when someone has commented, it seems the only time that I can correct it...
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    Old wood stove

    I have many memories as a young child growing up in the Western Australian wheat belt town of Wickepin. We lived in the old Hospital and had a woodstove that looked very much like this one shown. I remember (because as a small child it was highly traumatic, I guess) my mother saying " I am sick...
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    Joke The Maestro Movie

    It could also be Offenbach and Bach at debussy.. because Jah, Dis, vas heard often, playing out loud, in ze backyards, as a child...
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    Joke The Maestro Movie

    I went up to the young counter assistant in a fruit shop only the other day and said "half a kilo of Bethoven's favorite fruit please!" The older woman behind her started giggling. I pointed at them and said BA- NA-NAN-NAAAS
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    Do You Believe Role Playing Is Cheating

    Thanks Suzanne. Upon reading what I had posted, I had to go back and edit it...
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    Do You Believe Role Playing Is Cheating

    I spent years as a carefree light-travelling adventurer, and I've lived a rich life out in amongst nature, whoa- man. Loved life in boats, mansions, and great houses, all around Australia, both off grid and lived in cities. I was quite sociable man. I've had myself absolutely heaps of truly...
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    PLANT-BASED BURGERS

    HE WAS A HER...BEFORE... LOL
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    Do You Believe Role Playing Is Cheating

    its a rocky road for you I guess and so yep, all the best Bullwinkle..
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    PLANT-BASED BURGERS

    Joke: why did the transvestite person only eat vegetables at the party? A.... He was a herbivore. Ha ha haha
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    Do You Believe Role Playing Is Cheating

    is this like where for instance a guy asks their partner: Ok, darling just for that bit of extra spice, tonight lets Role play. You imagine that I am a handsome prince from a foreign land and while you do that, I'll pretend that you are your best friend, or your sister?
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    NEW BELT

    Ha ha ha ha.. you think thats a sexy look do you bruz? .. ha ha ha.. I don't think a single woman on this site would consider looking at a contractors but crack a turn on ha ha ha.. tell me girls, am I right.
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    NEW BELT

    I had a workmate year's back like that, when I was a young carpentry apprentice. I used to say things when he was bending over doing things like ooooh your a crack up mate. He never got it. Luckily the other carpenter recognized the unwelcome issue and inserted a long-stemmed flower in there...
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    Google update: Are emoji reactions coming to your emails?

    THE CREATORS OF GMAIL have no interest in assisting their customers hey guys. It's been nearly a year and a half of my Gmail not working because they resurrected an old account and placed it over my new account and in doing so locked it because I no longer have the old phone number it was linked...
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