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  1. Veggiepatch

    94-year-old man loses $10,000 over a single phone call in this cruel scam

    Kill that scumbag too! But you will have to line up behind me.
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    This shopping centre's decade-old tradition gets cancelled this year! Why?

    Oh f**king hell! All in the name of a conflict thousands of kilometres away. Not one single child was killed in World War II.... Not one single woman was killed in World War II.... I didn't know they made age and gender specific bombs and bullets, But nobody gives a hoot about the men who...
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    Bittersweet endings: Fan favourite chocolate box is vanishing from shelves

    Actually, those brands I mentioned ARE manufactured in China.
  4. Veggiepatch

    Bittersweet endings: Fan favourite chocolate box is vanishing from shelves

    You can buy Lindt, Ferrero, Nestle and Mars instead. All made in China, of course!
  5. Veggiepatch

    94-year-old man loses $10,000 over a single phone call in this cruel scam

    I would partake in his dismemberment. As you well know, I would not shirk the task.
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    94-year-old man loses $10,000 over a single phone call in this cruel scam

    Send this curry munching c**t back to the sewers of the Ganges. In ten separate packages by unrefrigerated ocean going mail. Maybe his family could make a nice vindaloo out of his rancid entrails.
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    Are you guilty of this common driving mistake? This harmless gesture could cost you $349!

    Women in SUVs would never do commit such an offence! Idiot!
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    SKINNY DICKS

    Fold it half?
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    This $8 Kmart find is a game-changer for campers – discover how it can attach anywhere and everywhere!

    Shoppers are raving about this versatile $8 Kmart find that you can place anywhere. Is it worth the buzz? Yeah....the rubbish bin. The same thing has been around since the 1970s, at least!
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    Discover the hidden purpose of black dots on your windshield – and why they're crucial for your safety!

    If you have little black dots in front of your eyes when driving, it's time to see an ophthalmologist.
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    Eating on a Plane Could Be a Huge Mistake – Find Out Why Even First Class Passengers Shouldn't Do It!

    Michael Sheedy, a 31-year-old business and fitness coach.... Not a qualified medical practitioner or dietician. You may as listen to your local motor mechanic!
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    Watch Out! Self-Parking Tesla Takes Over Aussie Roads in Unexpected Way

    Typical Tesla driving tosser. Whether the car malfunctioned or it was driver error, pricks who drive these fake "environmentally friendly" crates of shit are so self entitled.
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    Australia's radical plan to end smoking: Shocking changes that might affect you!

    A mate of mine was murdered by a madman wielding a single Winfield Red cigarette in a pub back in the late 1970s....
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    Are your driving skills outdated? Experts believe so and here's why

    Same as a person with their head stuck in a crematorium oven while their feet are immersed in liquid nitrogen. :rolleyes: Your knowledge of statistics and the use is less than zero.
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    Are your driving skills outdated? Experts believe so and here's why

    Guess what! I quoted the wrong data set from the BITRE database. I can admit when I am wrong but you can't admit when you have no idea. In 2022, for the age group 17 to 25, 116 deaths occur while they were the DRIVER! Compare that to the age group 40 to 64 who were the DRIVER! Just 190! Over 1.6...
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    This shopping centre's decade-old tradition gets cancelled this year! Why?

    That brought tears to my eyes.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    This shopping centre's decade-old tradition gets cancelled this year! Why?

    If I had my way, these protesting dipshits would not celebrate another Ramadan either. Ever notice how the majority of pro-Palestinian protestors are not even Muslim? Pale skinned, red haired and freckled hypocritical anti Australians. Death to them all!!!
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